Prom Queen(TM) Pork Sausage!

So I was just going to post the Lunar NY greeting and get back to bed (it's early Sunday and I've been up since 3ish when Missy had a hiccup or a bad dream or something...I love you, sweetie, but we need to talk about this "self-soothing" thing) when I decided to stay up and cruise the 'net and came across this.I'm sorry but even for Japan, land of the rising sun, pornographic comics and similar freaks of nature, this is wierd. GothGirl(TM) gyoza? Cheerleader(TM) meat pie? Tell me someone at Ito Ham has a helluva sense of humor. 'Cause otherwise? I'm speechless.