Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Va-whaaaat?

Not sure why this caught my eye, but I saw this on the Fred Meyer checkout stand and actually had to go back and look again to see if I got it right the first time.
"Va-jay-jay"?

I know that Cosmo is still the glossy-rag-of-the-hip-thirteen-year-old, but..

"Va-jay-jay"?


And Ralph Nader is running again.

Maybe the fundies are right: the End of Times is closer than we think.

P.S. Extra "eeeewwww" credit for the use of the term "lovely lady parts".

Update 2/26 p.m.: So now I'm curious...what is the oddest knickname you've ever heard for the...umm..."bikini area"? Boy or girl bits, whatever...ever heard one that really stayed with you?
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4 comments:

  1. atomic mama2/26/2008 09:12:00 AM

    But who DOESN'T want to know the "fascinating new facts." That phrase gets me just as much as those adjectives!!

    NADER - JFC!

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  2. atomic mama2/26/2008 12:04:00 PM

    A message to Ralph.

    Cut and paste:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIFEceopAUI

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  3. Debra Sue2/28/2008 05:53:00 PM

    How about Dew Bunny?

    Yeah, that's not gross...

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  4. FDChief2/29/2008 11:29:00 PM

    I've heard two that stick with me:

    "Man-root" for him.

    "Puff-puff" for her.

    The latter was a Peeper invention. When he found out that Mommy didn't have a "woo-woo" like he does, e asked him what Mommy did have. He called it.

    "Puff-puff". Sounds cute, doesn't it?

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