Monday, July 20, 2009

Christ, I think my heart just exploded like a Pepsi on a hot stove...

Chicken. Fried. Bacon.Jesus wept. No wonder we're rapidly becoming the Ottoman Empire of the 21st Century.

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  1. "Chicken. Fried. Bacon."

    /jawdrop
    /wag-head
    /facepalm
    /WASF

    And the worst part of it all...a group of someones, somewheres will think this is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

    XXXL the new XL, taking the phrase, "Living Large" to a whole new level.

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  2. Oh, just think of it as huge pork rind. Probably pretty good if it's crispy.

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  3. Sheerah, charles: It just seems so...over the top. I do get your point about the chicarrones, Charles. I gues my question would be, if you already have pork skins AND bacon, why? Seems like using a hammer to kill gustitory flies, IMO...

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  4. After the "Bacon Explosion" this is barely a blip on my aghast meter.

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  5. FDChief,
    Just imagine GWB choked on this critter-it could have improved America.
    jim

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  6. I started predicting that we as a country would start embracing our inner fat after seeing this post.

    I see that, as usual, I'm slightly behind the times.

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/22/plus.sized.programs/index.html

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  7. Horrific.

    And yet . . . I'm sure someone watching it wishes to nacho-fy it, with a huge glob of plasticine Velveeta and salsa. Of this, I am certain.

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