I had to send the following e-mail to UPS today:
"I dispute the tariffs charged in this invoice for the following reasons:
1. The item the tariffs were levied on is a "Genbu-Toryumon V2 Koshirae Iiato" replica sword manufactured by Tozando Co., Ltd. of Kyoto City, Japan (see attachment 1: Tozando components"). The cost of the item (less shipping) was $399.00.
2. Unless I am misinformed, the tariff rate on whole goods from Japan is 15%.
3. Unless my math is incorrect, 15% of $399.00 is $59.85, not $813.96 (see Attachments 2 through 4, "UPS Invoice 12456784523").
4. I paid $54.96 in tariffs upon entry of this item to the U.S. Therefore the balance of tariffs due on the item is $4.89, which I will gladly remit."
The foot-thick skull under the dumb shit's pathetic combover is impenetrable to many facts and logic, but the moronic insistence that these tariffs are some sort of brilliant America First plan is one of the flat-out, stomp-down, bull-goose, come-to-Jesus fucking stupidest things inside it.
No, you ignorant fuck. I'm the American and I'm paying the fucking tariff. How does that Make America Great in any sense? Are we protecting the country's vital strategic Imitation Samurai Sword industry? What the actual fuck???
Christ this asshole finds a new way to piss me off every single day.
How about this; I'll pay all eight hundred bucks plus, but in return I get a real blade and one cut at Felony Fats' fat neck.
One cut. Just one.
That seem fair, donnit?
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