Showing posts with label things we believe that aren't so. Show all posts
Showing posts with label things we believe that aren't so. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Bears! Why did it have to be bears!?

Remember this post?

Well, I was violently reminded of it while enjoying this little treasure: the "Nine Most Badass Bible Verses".

I know my friend Al has a soft spot for the good parts of Christianity, but...

When it comes to pure-D, hands-off, gut-slam, freaky-deaky, whattheFUCKyoutalkin'about, why-do-people-believe-in-this-stuff wierdness, religious texts are pure gold. We're talking some you-couldn't-make-a-horror-movie stuff. And don't EVEN get me started about the freakin' Book of Mormon!

Jesus was a stand-up guy, and the religion he preached was a thing of great depth and beauty. And Muhammad, too, and Gautama, and a whole bunch of truly spiritual folks all the way down to the Dalai Lamas and Mohandas Gandhis of our own day.

But a lot of the stuff that made it into the Bible (and the Torah, and the Koran, and the Vedas) just makes you say hmmm...and, sadly enough, it seems like many people prefer the she-bears and the Gospel of Prosperity and the Rule of the Fearful Sky Daddy to the hard, lonely, self-sacrificing faith of folks like Jesus and Buddha.So generally I treat all religious enthusiasts as my maternal grandfar would have dealt with a Jacobite and an armed one, at that.

(h/t to Balls and Walnuts, for the awesomely freaky Bible verse link. Dude!)

Friday, August 08, 2008

Fools Paradise

I read somewhere that you pay a price, in some form or another, for everything you believe that's not true. This seems to apply in politics as well as personally; certainly the past couple of weeks have seen enough examples of this to make for a fairly beefy blog post. For example:

You can lead a tyrannized, colonized, unEnlightenmentized former Ottoman/semitribal Middle Easterner to the water of "good government" AND you can make them drink it.

The real wonder is why any of us ever believed this in the first place. After all, the Western powers don't have much of a track record for leaving behind stable, public-spirited democratic governments anywhere; India seems to still be the jewel in that crown and in my opinion it's a pretty tarnished jewel. Now the news is out that the Malikist kleptocracy is banking the oil revenues we seem to think are supposed to be going for hospitals, banks and bridges.

Well! Who'da seen THAT coming? That a "government" set up (for the most part) by and for a foreign occupier isn't behaving in a way that benefits the occupied nation rather than itself? That the Iraqis, whose political experience started with thoroughly corrupt Ottoman despotism, ran through fairly incompetent late-British colonialism into coups and finally thuggish despotic gangsterism, are treating the national treasury as a personal piggy bank and petty cashbox rather than a center for national development?

Imagine: an utterly social, political and sectarian alien occupier can't convince a foreign polticial class to act the way the occupier says they should. I'm shocked, shocked! that this didn't happen.

If you let ideological bullies, pathological liars and conmen into your political employment system, you won't end up with a bunch of ideological bulliers, liars and conmen running your government agencies.

I can't get the phrase "What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to serve him?" out of my head. It's so irritating, like one of those horrible but catchy ABBA songs. Did we honestly think that this gang would stop at the political appointees? Why?

The frustrating thing is that this didn't happen in 2001 or 2002. By the time Monica and Abu Gonzales were shopping our judgeships and district attorney positions out to loyal Bushies, people whose ONLY qualification was their willingness to use the Decider's used Fruit-of-the-Looms for the handkerchiefs we KNEW what an egotistic knave this man is. How could we - or at least our representatives in Congress - not be on the lookout for this. How could we NOT be outraged once we were informed that it had happened? The Bush response to this has been an emphatic "meh", and so far no one but Air America seems upset about it. Arrrrrgh! Are we that fucking stupid!!??

You can lie to and cheat on your wife and people will still elect you President.

Sad. Just sad. Sad for Elizabeth, a person I have always admired. Sad for those of us who believed in the man's intelligence and convictions. The frustration of this for me isn't that the man cheated and lied. It was that, if the timing of the story is correct, he was in the middle of a Presidential run at the time. What would you have done if you'd won the nomination, John, and than this'd come out? Did the Big Dog teach us Democrats nothing?

Goddam it.

I'm going to go home and put my head in the glue bag. Or drink a lot of scotch. I'll let you know which one works better.