So here's what's been bugging me.
This past November the voters of Oregon went marginally in favor - 50.6 to 49.4 - of a ballot measure, 114, that imposed some restrictions on firearms.
Those included:
- requiring permits issued by local law enforcement to buy a firearm;
- requiring photo ID, fingerprints, safety training, criminal background check, and fee payment to apply for a permit; and
- prohibiting
manufacturing, importing, purchasing, selling, possessing, using, or
transferring ammunition magazines capable of holding more than 10 rounds
and make violations a class A misdemeanor.
And y'know what?
That's just fine as far as I'm concerned.
It doesn't infringe the "right to keep and bear arms". It infringes the non-right to keep and bear certain types of magazines, to keep and bear arms without being evaluated for things like criminal records or knowing how to use the fucking things, and being on record so that IF your bang-stick gets used for bad purposes it can be chased back to you.
If I'd have been the ballot measure writer I'd have added some of Jim Wright's "bang bang sanity" proscriptions like making "accidental" shootings crimes that would lose you your "right" to fuck up other people with the weapon you obviously don't know how to use and have no business having and requiring people to store the things like we did in the Army, locked up right.
So vox populi vox Dei, right? Gonna get right on that, sheriff. Right?
No.
Because if you're a wingnut ammosexual then the public spirit only bloweth where wingnut fap-memes listeth, and so, of course, a judge in West Buttfuckistan (or Harney County, which is effectively the same thing...) heard a suit brought by a bunch of these clucks and, of course, has been hammering down Measure 114 because...reasons.
Well.
I don't really need to go over - again - why fewer people with smaller, slower, less capable firearms is good.
It's the same reasons that a NASCAR-grade Camero isn't street legal. What soldiers need in war is the exact opposite of what Sparky needs behind the counter of the 7-Eleven.
But because the Right has spent more than sixty years grooming these chucklefucks to scree like wounded eagles anytime some sensible reduction in the mad carnival of firearms is proposed here in the Land of the Free trying to make that obvious fact a reality is damn near impossible.
Different day, same nitwit wingnut shit, though, right?
Here's the problem with just shrugging about that.
These dopes are making life harder for all of us, and not just about firearms.
Some of the things they want - more racism, more prejudice, more ignorance, more misogyny - are 1) irritating and vile as well as 2) predictable, but are baked into them and can only be ignored when trivial and mocked and slammed down when violent.
Any sensible government - any sensible organization - can and will do that. Even corporations, sociopathic sonsofbitches that they are, realize that gays and immigrants and dusky people buy toasters, so being associated with redneck shitbirds is bad for business.
No. It's the other political obsessions that they're being talked into now that are so fucked up.
These ammosexual rule-free Days of Jubilee are one of them.
If you think we're bad here in Oregon look at Florida, where their Wingnut Jesus wants to enact "constitutional carry", meaning that any and everyone can walk around strapped. No rules, no license, no training, no nothing.
Imagine how your average rural Florida deputy sheriff - Nobel Prize winning philosopher and gentle soul that he will be - is going to act now that EVERYone he meets is packing heat?
You think we're way ahead of the mean on copper shooting of randos now?
Oh, and try pulling that shit if your skin color is marginally darker than a sheet of notebook paper.
Fuuuuuucccccckkkkkk.
But even beyond how fucked up that is, is the wingnut neediness to repeal the 20th Century.
When I was learning my trade, an older engineer told me that things like building codes and design requirements were enacted "one death at a time".
Because we would do our best to head off fucked up things like deadly building fires or earthquake collapses based on our best guess on how bad those fires or earthquakes could get.
Then a worse fire or earthquake would come along, kill a bunch of people, we'd learn from that and revise our codes and designs to head off those worse fires and earthquakes.
If you look at public health and safety rules - things like OHSA regs, vaccination requirements, medical practice - between 1900 and 2000 you see a fairly broad, if uneven, progression from "we don't understand and couldn't do anything even if we did" to "oh, okay, here's what's happening and here's how we can prevent or mitigate that."
No everyone was on board with that - look back at the "polio monkey serum" shit that the Birtchers ran with back in the 1940s and 50s - but the public in general agreed; safer is better in the general sense.
So it was less fun to drive with seatbelts and sober. But it was safer for everyone.
It wasn't much fun to get measles shots. But it was safer than getting measles, safer for everyone.
It was more irking to have guards on saws, and rules for ladders. Some things - like the tipping toddler on 5-gallon buckets, seemed even silly and excessive.
Taking the handle off the pump sucked. But shitting yourself to death from cholera sucked worse.
The general public consensus was that this stuff was a minor issue compared to, say, dying horribly of smallpox and cholera or being paralyzed by polio.
Now that consensus is in ruins, and it's for a simple, horrible, stupid reason;
Because the political right's policy goals are subjectively shit - plutocracy, oligarchy, theocracy - they need red cultural meat to feed their C.H.U.D. hordes, something like 40% of the U.S. public, and they've chosen things like democracy, equity, and, yes, public health to feed this ignorant beast.
As the linked article points out, it's killing those CHUDs.
And, as the article also points out, the CHUDs don't care.
If those cultural "wins" kill those they hate and "own the libs"?
They'll die happy.
How the fuck do you fight that?
That's whackadoodle cult thinking.
That's hashishin thinking, the kind of thinking that made blissed-out drug-addled assassins that you had to kill to stop.
And, as I've also said here before, if that is the case...
...and I believe it is...
...the implication is that our choices are grim; give up all the social and political and economic and even medical gains of the 20th Century,
or,
Kill them.
I know which I think is the worse option.
But I also know that I'm rolling a massive rock uphill to even begin to clue the vast bulk of my supposedly-fellow citizens in that that's even a possibility, much less a necessity.
And so here we are.
They will kill us before they let us take the fucking handle off the fucking pump.
And that, my friend, is a Peak Fucking Stupid way to die.
