Posted (almost) without comment, the images released with Playtex's "Fresh + Sexy Wipes" ad campaign:
Don't have a beaver? How 'bout this, then, you dirty boy:
And we know how much you like that plump, juicy, delicious peach...
So you mean the whole time the secret to getting all that freaky action was to carry around a pack of those fruity-smelling baby wipe things to swab my junk with? Christ on a crutch, how come nobody told me that when my kids were still in goddamn diapers?!?
I...I...there's really no words for this that these gawdawful ads don't say, is there?