My father's day gift from the boy was a headshot.
We joined his pal Arthur and his dad down at the laser-tag place in Milwaukie for video games and light-beam battles. Good times. The most fun was our third and last match; nobody else wanted to play, so it was Red versus Blue, sons against fathers. Here are the electronic warriors practicing the "circular firing squad" maneuver:
The boys fought hard, but the old men kicked their young asses. Age and craft did in fact overcome youth and energy.
Wait, wait, young men; your days will come. For now the old hands are still masters of the craft.