Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Agnosco veteris vestigia flammae

The evening light was subtly wrong, and the smell on the wind was wrong, too. Too flat, too warm even for summer, with a bitter, acrid tang that tasted, could the epigaulus rodent have been able to understand the word, like hot metal.

The little animal had been acting unsettled since late yesterday, browsing little and stopping for long moments to listen and sniff the air, its bright black eyes darting to every motion in the dim under story below the high canopy of what other animals many years later would call sequoia, redcedar and Douglas-fir.

Despite having lived beneath the same huge tree for all the little years since the animal was littered in a burrow under a dawn redwood near the edge of what was now a clearing and small pond, the familiar forest lent it no confidence now. In fact, if it could have comprehended the notion of emotions, it would have felt frightened since waking late in the long afternoon. The epigaulus dimly comprehended that the wind and the heat and the smells in the air were not…right…but knew intimately the movements and rhythms of the forest. And for a day these had been strange, too; disjunctive, unusual stillness broken by the frantic rushing passage of animals, many of which stank of fear and hurt, many of which were unfamiliar to the little rodent that knew every bird and animal, predator and competitor and insignificant, that lived and passed within its circumscribed world.The epigaulus bolted a fennel top and sat up on its haunches, cocking its odd-looking horned muzzle to try and catch a hint more of the strange, metallic smell. The odd smoky haze seemed denser, the summer heat more intense, and now it could hear a vaguely familiar sound; a faint hissing and snapping.

From the shallow depths of its rodent brain the epigaulus dredged a memory connected with that sound: heat, smoke, sudden flame as the forest burned. Last summer – in fact, every summer – part of the animal’s forest had burned. The fire was common and dangerous but not devastating; a connection the little animal had no way of understanding. In the epigaulus’ first summer this very stand had burned over, the rodent huddled safely with its littermates in their burrow. Still nervous but now less panicked the epigaulus retreated towards its burrow, stopping to browse a less-withered plant in its slow progress. Its deep hole under the big redcedar would be cool and dim in even the biggest fire it had ever known. It scuttled down below the ground as the hissing grew to a crackling, and then a roar.

Huddled in its burrow the little rodent didn’t see the first immense wave of fire rush overhead, driven by the shrieking wind and explosive heat.

It felt the air go from cool to warm to tinder hot. But deep in the darkness it had no way to understand the horrifying rolling hill of smoking black and flowing crimson lava that pushed through the forest from the east. The front of the flow shed black gravel and small boulders as the living wall of rock moved down the low slope toward the pond. Small trees and brush were just buried; larger trees engulfed ten feet or more above the ground. The monstrous creeping, burning thing stretched from horizon to horizon, moving hungrily to the west.

The little pond and marsh exploded into steam as hot lava chilled and shattered in the waters. Within the flow steam blasts continued from the entombed water; columns of bubbled and shattered rock were tooled into the cooling flow. From either side new lobes of magma burst from the clinkery lava front, racing up the short slope to the redcedar, enveloping it with thousand-degree heat. The trunk charred instantly; the crown candling violently as the little animal below thrashed and died a quick and violent death.The tree itself, however, did not. The crown burnt down to ash within minutes. But within the flow the lack of oxygen slowed combustion to a gradual charring that itself slowed as the colder ground drew heat down from the lava.More than a foot burned away around the outside of the cedar; but the old tree was large enough to absorb the loss and remain in place. Slowly the rock cooled around the immense stump, as water hissed and steamed out of the rock and the wood baked hard and dry within the dark basalt.

The tree, the epigaulus, the forest and the pond and every living thing died in one day in August fifteen million years ago, where now in four minutes drivers can zip past the sign that reads: “Exit 10, West Linn”.The sleek black Columbia River Basalt is perhaps the best known rock type in Oregon and southern Washington. It forms the walls of the monumental Columbia Gorge and underlies the Portland West Hills and the high desert plateau of north central Oregon. Erupted from a swarm of linear fissures along the modern Oregon-Idaho-Washington border in Miocene and Pliocene time, more than 170,000 cubic kilometers of basalt flowed out over central and western Oregon and southeastern Washington.No human eye ever saw these flows, but they and the others like them – called “large igneous provinces” – are the most massive volcanic events in Earth history. They must have been terrifying to the Miocene animals; a wall of liquid rock hundreds of miles wide, burning and burying everything before it. Hundred of times. Every flow leaving a smoking, glassy desert across the Northwest, pocked by the stubs of trees and islands of vegetation

(what Hawaiians call “kipukas”) left in the weird hollows between strands of the flow or on the highest ground.

There are several mysteries that still cling to the immense igneous provinces. We're not sure exactly how they form; some geologists associate them with "hot spots" or "mantle plumes"; immense jets of hot magma emerging from deep within the Earth's mantle. Several people have noted the coincidence of these immense eruptions and mass extinctions: the "Siberian Traps" and the immense dying at the end of the Paleozoic; the "Deccan Traps" with the smaller but better known "KT Extinction" (i.e. "what killed the dinosaurs")

Little remains of the world destroyed in these eruptions. But along the I-205 roadcut just southwest of West Linn, half of the old redcedar stump remains in the wall of rock ripped open for the highway.

Amazingly enough, the wood is not petrified but remains only partly silicified. It's still wood. Light a match to it, it will burn a smoke that filled the Oregon sky many billions of lifetimes before.

The old stump is deserted now, just an unnoticed bit of rock wall along a busy highway. The roadside is littered; empty Cheetos bags and fast food wrappers whirl up in the hot diesel wind against the black rock of the Miocene. The ancient forest, the quiet of that ancient landscape, is hard to imagine standing along the edge of the traffic's hiss and rumble.

And yet...scramble up the weedy slope, duck into the low aperture, and you can recognise the vestige of that fading flame, hold in your hands wood that grew living in the warm soil of an Oregon that vanished fifteen million years ago.

A la laterne!

Several of my friends, along with the online liberal community, have publicly complained about the junior Senator from Illinois' recent flight from leftist ideals (and even common-sense American ideals) on items as different as the FISA bill-now-law and his Iraq policy. And as an unreconstructed populist and low-class rabble rouser, I have a certain amount of sympathy with that sentiment.

But.

It's worth remembering that it's not about the American Idolatry we've made our politics into; this isn't about electing the Bright New Hope, the "Good King".

Our forebearers would remind us that the cure for a weak, foolish and depraved old king......is NOT a handsome, charismatic young king......but Revolution!

I'm not talking Laura Bush's head on a pike like the Princesse de Lamballe. But we were founded as a nation of rebels, dammit - cautious rebels, wealthy, propertied Enlghtenment-gentlemen-rebels, to be sure, but rebels all the same. We have spent much of the rest of our nation's history running from that. But there are times when you have to stop running and start fighting or lose everthing worth running to.I am not hopeful that we can reverse the slide into oligarchy and the Imperial Presidency that has characterized the U.S. since the end of the New Deal in the late Seventies. But if we fight the worst we can be is conquered. To simply throw off the citizen in our craving for a "change" from an ignoble leader to a noble one is to voluntarily put the shackles of a subject on ourselves.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

The Ear, Again

I wanted to talk about the despicable FISA capitulation, and talk about the U.S. women taking Brazil 1-0. Or even talk about the fun we had down at Jamison Park Saturday blundering into Portland's early Bastille Day fete'.But instead Little Miss has another ear infection - her second in four weeks - and today sucked pipe and I barely got the housework done, let alone blogging. Poor little sweetie. So to bed knowing that it will be a long night and none of us will sleep. Much.

More later in the week.

Window

The blurb says: "From 1908 to 1932, Sidney Gamble (1890-1968) visited China four times, traveling throughout the country to collect data for social-economic surveys and to photograph urban and rural life, public events, architecture, religious statuary, and the countryside. A sociologist, renowned China scholar, and avid amateur photographer, Gamble used some of the pictures to illustrate his monographs."

Now you can access these images at the Duke University website here.It's a fascinating window opening onto part of China's past. And in China, as in much of the non-Western parts of the world, the past is not only not dead, or even past, but is a much a part of the future as the present. Even here in the U.S., in our attempted mastery of making our last fifteen minutes the only fifteen minutes of human history, the dead hand of the past still pulls at our pants leg now and then...Anyway, the photographs are at the same time immediate and antique, lovely, ugly, tender and tragic: everything that life is and was then as it is today. Worth a look.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Wednesday Random Ten

So, okay. I'm gonna stay the hell away from politics and defense subjects for a while until my idiot alarm stops going off. But that doesn't mean that there's no hot summer action around here, baby! Just a sample of what's going down in NoPo and elsewhere:

1. Inauguration of Astor Firing Center. This Monday saw the City of Portland recognize the blacktop play area behind Astor Elementary ("We skin knees!"), the formerly-derided "eyesore" and "kiddie wasteland", as the Rose City's first urban firing center/impact area.After years expending scarce city funds pursuing Portlanders exercising their God-given right to blow their hands and/or heads off expending illegal Washington State projectile-type fireworks, Mayor-Elect Sten signed the proclamation designating the asphaltic rectangle as the "Tre Arrow Memorial Astor Firing Center", commenting "Let the dumbasses up there in North vacuum their own goddam gene pool" and left City Hall in a huff immediately after detailing seven third-graders from Mrs. Pike's class to police up the dunnage left on the playground the day after this year's Fourth of July live fire exercise.

2. Garbo Talks! Little Miss said her first Official Sentence today: "No go tubby!" in response to Mojo's suggestion that her stanky toddler butt could use a scrubbing (up 'til now it's been single words and baby babble).

Girlfriend has also been working overtime to dispel the cultural stereotype of the compliant Asian girl, throwing some pretty impressive Level IV tantrums when family life doesn't break her way. She explained it in her second sentence: "I ain't no China Doll, homeslice, and I don't think those crunchberries are going in your cakehole!"

She's also figured out the First Cardinal Rule of Childhood: Brothers Are For Blaming. We've come to expect any competition for toys, affection, food to result in a scuffle, a wail followed by the arrival of an adorable toddler, chubby finger thrust out in a wordless cry of "J'accuse!", accompanied by a torrent of condemnatory babble featuring the Peeper prominently.

Example: "Shea-shea da na baga na die gaka!" (Translation: Shea-shea is a dirty rotten little bastard AND he's got my Army bear! Kill him! Kill him now!)

3. It's Gasoline! It's Pizza! It's two, two, two treats in one! No, it's not. It's just pizza.But it's good-ass pizza! Next time you're in St. John's, try Signal Station for the St. John's Combo with a limonata and tell'em the Chief sent ya!

4. Another Brick in the Wall: Peeper in Full-day Kindergarten! After a delay of over three months, Portland Public Schools announced that The Student Known as Peeper was accepted to Mrs. Thompson's class of full-day kindergarten at Astor School.Yaay! His parents, elated, informed the newest Astor Eagle and the Peeper was wildly excited by the news for approximately ten minutes, between the last of the chocolate milk and his departure for scootering.

5. Books on Film: New in Entertainment! The past week saw a couple of debuts in the Fire Direction Center. First, the ever-indispensable Teacher Reena babysat and let the Happy Couple do dinner (at Equinox) and a movie at the Laurelhurst. For braving the stick floor and pricey beers they took in an odd little movie: "The Band's Visit". You'd think a flick built around a misdirected Egyptian police band and a desolate kibbutz deep in the Israeli Negev wouldn't deliver much.But on the strength of several terrific performances - and particularly on the movie's insistence to remain true to those of its characters whose lives are deeply, truly bereft - we truly enjoyed TBV and voted the flick into our personal Academy awards alongside "Cosi" and "The Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death".

Second, on the nightstand right now is Jasper Fford's "The Fourth Bear", a "mystery novel" if you can imagine a mystery where Philip Marlow has to figure out who killed Cock Robin and the Gingerbread Man is a vicious psychopath ("You can't catch me!"). This is the second of these "Nursery Crime Division" books I've read, and it's a fun, clever outing, full of sly humor and the skewering of detective fiction and police procedural traditions. It's worth a look, if you're searching for a light summer read...give the NCD a try.

6. Almost done! The Hateful Drywall in Missy's bedroom is almost done. Thank you, Baby Jesus.

7. Hit the beach. Sunny, hot days in the Willamette Valley mean lovely, cool misty days at the Oregon Coast.As bothersome as having to commute to Lincoln City has been, it did allow me to enjoy some of the beautiful days on the beaches of Road's End. This quiet little park is where the road from the Willamette Valley ended on the coast back in the day. The historical marker says that a pair of newlyweds humped over the Coast Range to honeymoon there in 1837, which must have meant wilted neckcloths and soggy crinolines but hopefully, like newlyweds throughout history, these hardy romantics were to busy discovering how all those Old Testament people did that stuff they got smote for to mind the drizzle.

8. Sudden Adult Brain Death Syndrome. I had a great subject for #8. Really. A genuine ass-tickler. But by the time I got here, it was gone. Vanished. Pouf. My mind was a complete and utter blank. It's stuff like this that makes me take my cod-liver oil in hopes of staving off the Alzheimer's...

Wait! I remember now! I was sorting through my bookshelf at work and came across "In Search of Ancient Oregon" by Ellen Morris Bishop and I wanted to mention it was one of the best, most readable, and beautiful! (the photos are worth the price alone) geology books I've ever seen. If you enjoy the Northwest, or geology, or just like picture books about the outdoors...check it out. Great, great stuff.9. Bad funnies will drive out the Good. While waiting on my drillers today I was reading the comics page in the back of the World's Worst Paper's "How We Live Now" section, what used to be called "Living", the flimsy paper ghetto where the O hides the celeb gossip, recipes, pet-of-the-week and entertainment news (i.e. what 86% of Portland actually reads the catbox liner for) and it struck me how exceptionally lame, weak and flat-out crappy the comics the O runs are. We're not talking "Cathy"-lame, but, Peanuts? Hey, guys? Sparky's DEAD. You can't be lamer than dead. Does anyone still read, care or give a nanoshit about "Garfield"? "Ziggy"? or "Mary Worth"?

The frustrating thing is that the comics page used to kick freaking ass like a crazy monkey. Check out this page in the original Dutch from "Little Nemo in Slumberland".

The daily comics used to have their crap back in the Twenties and Forties, too, but to balance it out you used to have great stuff like McKay's Nemo, Hal Foster's Prince Val, Will Eisner's The Spirit...

Now you seem to have all the Browne family and the dead hand of "Peanuts". No wonder the Japanese seem to have snaked all the cool comic ideas. If a nation can be judged on the state of its funny papers...uh oh...

10. And don't forget Wednesday cheap sushi night at Takahashi!

The only nightspot in Portland where your sushi comes by train and the tempura tai is to die for! I'm on my way right now...

I'm finding my way to a more zen-like place where the clamor of the national noise machine is dimmer and less aggravating. Hope you are, too. It looks like a pretty nice summer...

And that's all!

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?

Sometimes it seems like the world exists to piss down your neck.

I got to thinking about this reading this post over at JD's blog. Pointless torture? Nothing to see here, people, just move along... Another day in the U.S.A., circa 2008.And it got me thinking about where I am now, personally and politically. And I realized that - and, mind you, I am a person that my beloved wife refers to as "clinically optimistic" - I'm burnt to the socket. I have no more outrage left. I am weightless, in free fall over a political horizon where, despite their egregious (and often criminal) failures, idiocies and betrayal of everything I thought my country stood for...there they are. The Rushes, Gingiches, DeLays, Feiths, Cheneys and Bushes. And their cybertruppen: the Drudges, the Blackfives, the Michael Yons. Unabashed. Unrepentant. Undeterred.

I find myself unable to participate in the discussions about military minutiae and foreign policy trivia at places like abu muquwama and the new Intel Dump simply because a) all our wrangling and casuistry make not a hap'orth's difference in the actual policy, which I believe to be as fucking boneheaded as humanly possible and b) we're all frantically debating whether FM3-24 is or isn't making a difference in Iraq and whether engagement of the new Pakistan government is helping improve the military situation along the Durand Line while, in fact, we haven't the slightest idea what rough beast we've birthed in southwest Asia. In our Iraq misadventure, for example, we're in the same position as a bunch of Muscovites circa 1922 arguing about the virtues and vices of the Revolution. The immense political and social turmoil we, or at least, our dumbass leader Kommander Kodpiece and his neocon Legion of Doom in our names, have freed from their postcolonial and tyrannical confines may destroy us; would those sophisticated Kremlin-watchers have predicted the Stalinist horrors? And yet we natter on as if we knew, or could somehow contrive, the ends we desire.

In fact my government - which is to say, my people - seem to have reduced statecraft to the level of my five-year-old son: Gimme! Now! I want it! Give me nice streets and safe parks but don't tax me for them! I want Social Security "reform" but I don't want to raise the payroll tax OR have my benefits reduced!! My schools and highways and bridges may be falling but God forbid you ask me for some "sacrifice" to fix them...

In fact, the stupid seems burned into the panelling of America, and I just don't seem to have enough sandpaper in the world to get it out.

Saturday, July 05, 2008

2008: stand at the third pole

"So now for the first time, a Chinese Everest Expedition!!!""2003, stand at the third pole"-- memorial mankind ascent of Everest on the 50th anniversary. This time, our country's Mountain Climbing Brigade captain is the famous alpinist - Missy Shaomei, who has ascended her crib several times in a single night.""The mountain climbing brigade will complete the mission with the help from her daddy and members of the National team and Tibet climbing school.""In order to completely report the action of 2003 China mountain climbing brigade climbing Everest, introducing modern mountain climbing sport and our country climbing mountain athletic development, developing the spirit of braving quest and challenging extreme limit...""At the same time, make use of the audiences' anticipation about the affairs progress, GFT will show the programs concerning the history of climbing Everest and human adventures, introducing systematically the equipment, technique and theories knowledge of relevant mountain climbing sport, the method of modern mountain climbing sport, etc. North Portland studio will invite famous alpinists to answer the phones from the mountain climbing fanciers all over the country.""GFT will report the actual condition of China mountain climbing brigade climbing Everest through installing the Mini DSNG satellite earth station in the elevation 6500 rices [meters?] on July 5th, 2008.""In carrying supplies, there is one thing making specially the person interested in, these are 5 diapers of environmental protection, they will be installed on the bottom of Climb Leader Missy."

All Hail the Glorious Toddler Ascent of the People's Park Climbing Wall!