I want to solicit you.
Get your mind out of the gutter, man!
I'm not that kind of girl. Besides, I'm not sure if I could provide adequate value for the money.
No, I'm talking about our terrific Portland Rose City Rollers and their Quest For a New Floor!The gals have been skating their butts off for six years now, and for all that they still provide the best show on wheels in Portland, their old track floor is just about whipped. They sure could use some help with a new one.
So follow the link and whip out a double sawbuck and get a bad girl off the street and onto the flat track, where she can kick some ass like a crazy monkey.Because a bad girl is a terrible thing to waste.