One thing that often gets pushed aside during post-op recovery is marital...ummm..."personal time".
That, in turn, leads to inappropriate behavior as demonstrated at bedtime last night.
The Bride (already halfway towards unconsciousness): "Mmmm...can you nudge me tomorrow morning? I don't want to sleep through my alarm."
Me: "Nudge? Hell, I can do better than that. I can remove my garments and lie on top of you writhing with lascivious abandon."
Bride: (opening one eye): "Gah. Okay. I don't promise anything like 'enthusiasm', you understand." (Mojo is whatever you'd call the complete and utter polar opposite of "morning person"...)
Me: "I'm okay with that. 'Acquiescence' will do just fine."
Bride (snorts sleepily): "Mmmmhmm."
Me: "In fact, I can pretty much work with anything right up to 'violent resistance'".
Bride: "You need to go to sleep, Romeo."