"Va-jay-jay"?
I know that Cosmo is still the glossy-rag-of-the-hip-thirteen-year-old, but..
"Va-jay-jay"?
And Ralph Nader is running again.
Maybe the fundies are right: the End of Times is closer than we think.
P.S. Extra "eeeewwww" credit for the use of the term "lovely lady parts".
Update 2/26 p.m.: So now I'm curious...what is the oddest knickname you've ever heard for the...umm..."bikini area"? Boy or girl bits, whatever...ever heard one that really stayed with you?
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But who DOESN'T want to know the "fascinating new facts." That phrase gets me just as much as those adjectives!!
NADER - JFC!
A message to Ralph.
Cut and paste:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIFEceopAUI
How about Dew Bunny?
Yeah, that's not gross...
I've heard two that stick with me:
"Man-root" for him.
"Puff-puff" for her.
The latter was a Peeper invention. When he found out that Mommy didn't have a "woo-woo" like he does, e asked him what Mommy did have. He called it.
"Puff-puff". Sounds cute, doesn't it?
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