Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Va-whaaaat?

Not sure why this caught my eye, but I saw this on the Fred Meyer checkout stand and actually had to go back and look again to see if I got it right the first time.
"Va-jay-jay"?

I know that Cosmo is still the glossy-rag-of-the-hip-thirteen-year-old, but..

"Va-jay-jay"?


And Ralph Nader is running again.

Maybe the fundies are right: the End of Times is closer than we think.

P.S. Extra "eeeewwww" credit for the use of the term "lovely lady parts".

Update 2/26 p.m.: So now I'm curious...what is the oddest knickname you've ever heard for the...umm..."bikini area"? Boy or girl bits, whatever...ever heard one that really stayed with you?

4 comments:

atomic mama said...

But who DOESN'T want to know the "fascinating new facts." That phrase gets me just as much as those adjectives!!

NADER - JFC!

atomic mama said...

A message to Ralph.

Cut and paste:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIFEceopAUI

Debra Sue said...

How about Dew Bunny?

Yeah, that's not gross...

FDChief said...

I've heard two that stick with me:

"Man-root" for him.

"Puff-puff" for her.

The latter was a Peeper invention. When he found out that Mommy didn't have a "woo-woo" like he does, e asked him what Mommy did have. He called it.

"Puff-puff". Sounds cute, doesn't it?