Again with the fucking lice!
This time it's got both of them; the Boy with nits, the Girl with both nits and active lice. When last heard from my bride was dunking Missy in preparation of going in under a hail of prescription lice-bane shampoo and the various debriding combs.
Plus the usual house-wide scouring of every bloody thing and washing of bedding and the immense menagerie of stuffed friends in both the Girl's and Boy's beds.
Fucketty fuckollaly fuck what a fucking nightmare.
Goddamn it, people, clean your goddamn house and keep your damn kids' heads clean. How freaking hard it that?