Monday, January 07, 2008

How I got away from my Daddy, by Missy

When it's time for a girl to run free, feel the wind in her hair, it's time. Daddies SO don't get this, so sometimes I have to just get away. Here's how it works.We start at the breakfast table, sharing some jam and discussing the issues of the day. I know that you're bigger and stronger so I have to distract you...
...so I'll feign interest in this toast...
...and I'll wait until you're diveted by idle chit-chat...
...then first I'll perform my subtle "booty call" maneuver...
...and then I'll distract you with a lusty headslap...
...and then I'll slip away under this table, ha ha...
...going...going...
...I'm gone!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Babies suck.

FDChief said...

And so do you, shitheel.