Wednesday, November 29, 2023

"I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction"

 


The only disappointment is that it took a century too long.

I can't really add anything to the indictment Eric Loomis posted at LG&M, but I agree completely that the bipartisan tongue-bath this evil fuck received from both sides of the aisle as well as the political media is a thorough rebuke of the United States' political culture.

Kissinger himself was an amoral scumbag.

The fact that the scumbag was welcomed in every corridor of power outside the Dirtbag Left is worse than "amoral scumbag". These were people who weren't committed to Kissinger's vile agenda of bringing murderous dictators to everywhere he could reach so long as those dictators would do his bidding. There was no reason to cross the room to do more than spit on the sonofabitch.

But you wait and watch; the sucking-up will continue even after the nasty shitbird has finally been terminated. He'll be called a "great statesman" and "diplomat" even though Ribbontrop would be green with envy at the raw number of people that Kissinger's works butchered.

Update 12/1: Worth a glance at this post over at (again) LG&M, which goes into some detail about what an utterly shit "statesman" ol' Hank was using the example of the 1971 Indo-Pakistani War:

"At every step of the crisis, the two men appear to have been driven as much by their loathing of India — West Pakistan’s rival — as by any cool calculations of power."

As the post details, this "loathing" wasn't remotely political. It was largely driven by, as Lemieux points out, by the fact that "Nixon greatly enjoyed the company of the jockish (Yahya) Khan (then-dictator of Pakistan) and needless to say despised Indira Gandhi."

This would have been a stupid prize for stupid games even if the political calculations had been correct. Getting a big bro-hug from your locker room buddy? Fuck me runnin' but that's a goddamn dumbass logic.

But in fact the calculations were utterly, completely, disastrously wrong. India was the obvious heavyweight in that fight, as it proved by mopping the floor with the Pakistani armed forces. As Pakistani historian Ali Tariq wrote in 1997: "Pakistan lost half its navy, a quarter of its air force and a third of its army"

To think that the Pakistanis would have done better, given the massive economic, demographic, and military-strategic imbalance? That's Austro-Hungary in 1914, Hitler-declares-war-on-the-US-in-1941, Israel-in-Gaza-level stupid.

The blood-trail this slug of a putative human left behind him is more than enough to have convinced any humane American, let alone the "leaders" of the nation supposedly concerned for its reputation, to shun him.

But to have piled those corpses so high, for so many repeated and disastrous failures?

Even on "pragmatic" or "realist" grounds - the supposed metric by which Kissinger was measuring his results - the man was complete and utter shit.

Judgement Day

One thing that makes me sooooo glad I no longer teach at community college is "ChatGP".

Mined you, I learned early on that if you want to retain your illusions about the intellectual capabilities and critical thinking skills of humanity, never, never assign a research paper to undergrads. You'll regret it. Trust me.

(My favorite undergrad-research-paper story comes from the year I spent adjunct-teaching at the now-defunct Concordia College here in Portland.

For a Lutheran-founded sectarian school Concordia seemed to have an outsized athletics program, so, of course, teaching Geology 100 what I got were jocks for rocks. The rockiest of the jocks was this hulking baseball player who always seemed to be lost on his way to the dugout.

Anyway, this was fairly early in my adjunct days, and I made the mistake of assigning these jocks a paper.

The other six or seven turned in the usual warmed-over hash of internet "research", either poorly- or un-edited and full of easily ferreted-out geologic mistakes alongside the hash of creative mispellings and grammatical atrocities.

Harmon Killebrew, though?

Turned in a banger; a well-reasoned, well-written survey piece on earthquakes.

SO well-written that, knowing this joker, I was immediately suspicious. Turning to my trusty laptop, I typed in the first sentence of Crash Davis' magnum opus and was immediately rewarded - seriously, the FIRST Google hit - with the identical paper written by a couple of Stanford undergrads several years earlier.

Numbnuts hadn't even bothered to cover his tracks by hunting down the search results a bit for his theft.

The next class meeting I laid two documents on his desk; his - which, by the way, he'd "improved" by changing the title from "Earthquakes" to "Earth Quakes", thus making his only contribution to geologic scholarship an elementary school spelling error - and theirs, and inviting him to explain how the two Stanford students had, in fact, plagiarized from his work.

He got an "F", which may or may not have slowed his journey to the Show. Dunno - the school folded a short while later, so all the records disappeared.)

Anyway...

So I've been following along with how the current cohort of college students and their instructors are dealing with this "AI" gimmick. It seems troublesome for the teachers and useful for the lazier of the students, but I think the verdict is still out.

The larger question of "artificial intelligence", though...

I don't recall where and when, but IIRC it was in a Bill James piece about computer "learning" or "knowledge" or something to that effect, using computers (which he did, a lot, with baseball stats) and imputing the computer itself with "knowledge".

His point was that your computer (at that time probably a fucking 286, blazing fast for 1985 with a massive 128K of RAM!) provides the illusion of "knowledge" until you enter a command that drops you through the floor of the user interface into the ones-and-zeros basis for the machine's workings and you realized that the device had no "knowledge" at all. 

It was what it always was, a very sophisticated adding machine, Napier's Bones with a microprocessor, and it was terrific at doing the sort of mental donkey work that humans used to have to do - running repeated trials of raw data to see if there was a pattern or trend therein - but without any sort of actual "knowledge" or "intelligence". Provided the data set met the output criteria written into the program, it would produce a cloud of analytic results or utter nonsense without demur.

The acronym GIGO - "garbage in, garbage out" - was formuatedd early in modern computing for a reason.

This, it seems to me, is the ultima ratio intelligentia artificialis. These devices will, as their inputs become denser and their decision-tree programming nimbler, be able to sort through massive stacks of options for responding to massive reams of inputs and produce massive volumes of responses ranging from "least optimum" to "most optimum".

But what will "optimum" be?

Well, it'll depend on how the AI is programmed! "The benefit of all humankind"? Umm...depends on how the algorithm defines "benefit" and "all humankind".

Did "all humankind" benefit from the European invasion of the Western Hemisphere? Not if you were a Tinglit, or a Wampanog, no. But if you were programmed to look only at, say, the growth of human material wealth over four centuries since 1492? Or not at micro but macro-outcomes?

Without that can-only-be-input-by-a-human-metric there's no real way for the computer to "decide" or "judge" outcomes. You've fallen through the floor again, and it's just ones-and-zeroes.

The part that fascinates me about this isn't the AI-research itself. That's an inevitable outgrowth of the Digital Revolution, and it's going to both continue and fragment into dozens or hundreds of "AI" paths in various disciplines and human interests.

No, it's the whole weird "Skynet becomes self-aware" discussions and "debates" that seem to obsess a significant chunk of the AI community, such as the whole tsuris over "OpenAI".

Because the fundamental mechanism of "self-awareness" - the sense of individual identity and the subsequent self-protection and self-defense responses if that identity is threatened - are something that, if I am up to date on the science, we don't really understand at all. 

They occur in human brains (as well as other organic brains, to some extent) but the "how", the actual neurological linkage and development, is still opaque; poorly understood where understood at all. How do organic brains turn neuroelectrical impulses into morals, ethics, inspiration, love, hate, fear, exaltation?

We still have next to no idea.

So how would you program a machine to do that? And how could an adding machine - regardless of it's speed and sophistication - develop that capability on its own?

I'm skeptical.

For anyone interested, here's a fun piece on "large language models" that sorta comes to the same conclusion.

So I suspect that all the controversy over "artificial general intelligence" or AGI is just so much how-many-angels-can-dance-on-the-head-of-a-pin.

My concern, rather, is the very mundane uses for specific "AI" software. Facial recognition cameras. Health care tasks like reading scans or rationing treatment. Nuclear launch detection.

It seems to me to be very likely that our increasingly digital civilization will bash as many of these AIs as will fit into low-level data-sorting tasks like those and many others. And how those AIs will perform those tasks will be critically dependent on how their software defines "benefits" and "all humanity" (or "the greater number" or something like that).

Given our current split in the Race To The Second Gilded Age?

I'm not so sure I trust our New Plutocratic/Corporate Overlords to ensure that software is written with the interests of the remaining 99% of us in mind.

And, given the government and regulatory capture those interests have encompassed already, I'm not sure what, if anything, I or you or we can do about that.


Thoughts?

Friday, November 24, 2023

You WANT to die on this hill..?

 My Bride and the Girl are still in Teacher Strike Stasis, waiting to see if the two sides will settle today.


As I think I said earlier, the union has repeatedly climbed down from its initial (eminently reasonable!) list of objectives because the cheapskate state legislature made it clear that it's more important to hand out tax breaks to gajillionaires than to pay for 21st Century education for everyone.

The final obstacle to settlement is this: "class size committees".

Since the State of Oregon can't be arsed to pay for enough teachers or educational assistants to bring class sizes down to a reasonable level, the proposed "solutions" are to 1) pay teachers more for doing crowd control over those teeming hordes, and 2) refer the worst of the scrums to a committee at each school if the horde gets to be just too huge.

Per the link, this committee will "...negotiate how to resolve class sizes or student loads that exceed agreed-upon limits if the principal, the affected teacher or teachers and a representative of the union don’t agree on a solution."

The union and the district both agree to this thing. What they disagree on is how it should work.

For one, the district wants to appeal process to stay in-house. The union wants to be able to rope in a state-level mediator if they don't agree with the district superintendant's ruling,

For my money? I wouldn't trust the Supe, either. I'm stickin' with the union there.

But the other big disagreement?

Parents.

"Under the union’s proposal, the class size committees could include two parents if school administrators and the teachers union agree to add them."

The district didn't want Joey's mom and Andie's dad, but eventually gave in on the parents. But they want to restrict what the parents (and these committees) can do: "The committees would not be allowed to discuss and make recommendations about class size issues in specific classrooms but would instead be limited to collaborating on potential solutions regarding class sizes and caseloads at their school more generally."

So I get that the primary reason the teachers proposed this is to get public support. They look more parent-friendly if they're pushing for parent involvement.

But, c'mon. Seriously?

You have to deal with these people, teachers. Are you telling me with a straight face that you don't know who is most likely to end up on these committees?


The crank. The obsessive. A Mom For Liberty, a Dad for Anti-Vaxx, and every other socio-edu-political whackadoodle out there in every school intake area.

Oh, fine, okay. Maybe not every parent...but you know who you're most likely to end up with, right, teachers?

And you want that?

Here I just finished ranting about how in the international news governments and "statesmen" are running around wanting things that are stupid things and making plans that are stupid plans...and right here on my street there's...this.

I have no idea how the union and the district will resolve this mess.

But that they started here? That they want this goofy thing?

That's...not particularly encouraging.

Thursday, November 23, 2023

When They Tell You Who They Are...

Fred Kaplan has a piece up at Slate discussing the one real tell in this whole Israel-Hamas donnybrook; the West Bank settler murders.

It's not a bad piece, per se, but, well...

"Israeli officials must (arrest and try the murderous settlers) to dissociate the Israeli government from these killings, to make clear that it does not equate Palestinians with Hamas and that it is committed to protecting innocent Palestinians in the West Bank.

If officials do not do this, then they are asking for the world to conclude that they do endorse (or at least don’t much mind) the settlers’ killings, that they draw no distinction between Palestinians and terrorists.

There is a great moral distinction between Israel and Hamas. Israel at least warns civilians before dropping bombs; Hamas does nothing to protect its own subjects from those bombs and even deploys them as human shields. Israel’s targets are not Palestinian people per se, even when their airstrikes (disproportionately and unforgivably) kill quite a few; Hamas leaders say that the aim of the Oct. 7 raid was to kill as many Jews as possible and that their ultimate aim is to wipe the state of Israel off the map.

However, if the Israeli government does not denounce, arrest, and prosecute the settlers who have killed Palestinians in the West Bank, then its officials should feign no surprise when more Palestinians are radicalized; when still larger numbers of people elsewhere—who already criticize Israel’s airstrikes in Gaza as a “disproportionate” response to Hamas’ Oct. 7 attack—come to view Israel (or at least this Israeli government) as a criminal enterprise; when, in short, they, justly or not, draw moral equivalences between Israel and Hamas."

...Kaplan misses the point - that the current Israeli government clearly DOES "equate all Palestinians with Hamas".

So, as thoughtful as the whole piece is, he might as well be discussing commercial applications of phlogiston chemistry. 

As I said earlier; the only point of the current plan of the Israeli war in Gaza is for there to be no survivors, or as close as possible

The Israelis intend to do this the Roman Way; "make a desert and call it peace".

Now. I think that's a  stupid plan, as I've made clear. It won't work.

But I also think that it's clear that that IS the plan. 10/7 has, apparently, knocked off whatever pretense or lip-service the Netanyahu government gave to the whole "Palestinians are humans with human rights" thing.

So any other expectation?

Go ahead, make a plan based on that. I'm retired. I got time. I'll wait here.

Like I said before; revenge. I get it.

But like the saying goes; before you go hunting for vengeance, dig two graves.

If I were Israeli, or Palestinian, I'd probably be okay with that as a plan.

As someone who is neither? 

Fuck, no. That's still a stupid plan.

But the Israeli government has told us all by their deeds what they believe.

We should believe them, and base our foreign policy on that, rather than some naive belief in a world that exists only in our heads.

Like I said; I'll wait.

Tuesday, November 14, 2023

Real Genius

 It takes some reeeeal fucking brilliance to re-invent the Subaru Brat, only...

...uglier and with a smaller truck-bed.

But it's arrow-proof!

So finally! Those fucking carjacking wood elves can kiss my ass!



...........

Remind me again. Why did we ever think this dude was some sort of visionary..?

If It's Stupid and It Doesn't Work, It's Just Stupid.

There's not really much I can add to the rolling clusterfuck which is the Hamas-Israeli War or whatever we're going to call it. I said pretty much all there is to be said back in October and nothing has changed.

Except this:

There can be only two reasons for the conduct of the current Israeli war assuming we take the Israeli government at its' word that the objective is to "destroy Hamas".

It intends to utterly exterminate the Palestinian population of Gaza.

Because, given the brutality that such a mechanized industrial offensive must inherently entail, the survivors of that offensive will be so violently infuriated that they will spend the rest of their lives taking bloody revenge.

Therefore the offensive can only succeed if there ARE no survivors.

Or it is meant to placate the Israeli public's and government's thirst for revenge for the Hamas butchery of 10/7, and will cease when enough dead Arabs are piled in heaps to glut that bloodlust...to then resume the apartheid misery for Israel's Arab chattels.

In either case...then what?

Return to the original borders? That'll let the bloody reservoir of Gaza refill with merciless hatred.

Resume the Occupation? There's a reason that Israel withdrew from Gaza in the first place.

Exterminate the brutes? Can even Israel manage that Roman level of savagery in the 21st Century?

So on the first hand "success" must mean genocide. 

But to even imagine that will be possible in a post-Roman world is so ambitious as to be almost insane. The Nazis had years and absolute power and couldn't genocide every Jew in Europe, and this would mean genociding every Arab in Gaza who aren't helpless behind wire but will fight, or hide, or flee to return when the heat is off, as it must eventually be, to get revenge.

If that's the objective? It's a stupid objective.

On the other hand there's no real "success" at all. Just a bunch of dead people, ruin, and merciless hatred and everyone right back in the apartheid-prison shit, only angrier and meaner.

That's even stupider.

This whole fucking thing is idiotic, whatever the idea is; Israel's "plan" looking more like the limbic spasm of a nation that has run out of not-stupid ideas.

I don't know if there ever was a not-stupid idea, frankly. 

The idea of creating an invasive religious ethno-state in the Ottoman province of Palestine was pretty fucking stupid to begin with; this sort of eternal-war-or-genocide was kinda baked in from the jump.

But this? It won't "work" because it can't "work". There's no way short of genocide to make it work, and there's no way to make the genocide work unless the Arab victims obediently just agree to die.

This just kills a lot of people and turns stupid up to eleven.

And I have no idea what anyone will do, or can do, to change that.

Nope. 

Sometimes you're just fucked.

Monday, November 13, 2023

Today's Wordle: Who Said It?

 “We pledge to you that we will root out the communists, Marxists, fascists and the radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country that lie and steal and cheat on elections...They’ll do anything, whether legally or illegally, to destroy (the nation and it's promise)...the threat from outside forces is far less sinister, dangerous and grave than the threat from within. Our threat is from within." 

Trump? Or Adolf?

"Nature is cruel; therefore we are also entitled to be cruel. When I send the flower of...youth into the steel hail of the next war without feeling the slightest regret over the precious blood that is being spilled, should I not also have the right to eliminate millions of an inferior race that multiplies like vermin?"

Trump? Or Adolf?

We Report. 

You Decide...whether you want the promise of this nation...

...or this madman.



Friday, November 10, 2023

Decisive Battles: Yarmouk (or Yarmuk), 636 CE (15AH)

 Battle of Yarmuk (or Yarmouk)    Dates: 15-20(?) AUG 636CE (7-12(?) Rajab 15AH)

Forces Engaged: Byzantine (Roman) Empire ("Imperium Romanum" or "Βασιλεία Ῥωμαίων")


We'll get there when we get to the sources, but we have real problems with the strength estimates of the troops that met on the high plateau above the Yarmouk (or Yarmuk) River in the late summer of 636.

We've encountered this before, of course, when we have to try and reconstruct these pre-Industrial fights. Aside from the pure lack of genuine and analytical eyewitness accounts - many if not most of the "original sources" were written years and even decades after the events they describe - many of the chroniclers were writing not "history" as we think of it but something more along the lines of poetry or heroic tales meant to tell the story their listeners wanted to hear; rousing tales of warrior glory or divine providence.

Obviously it's more heroic (or more divine...) if the enemy is more numberless that the waves of the ocean. Then your heroes are more heroic for beating their ass, right?

So - since the winner write the history and the Rashidun Caliphate was the winner of this one - the Arab sources tend to put the number of Roman troops just a leetle on the high side.

Here's what I think we do know:

The Byzantine - and let's call them that; they would have called themselves "Romaioi", Romans, but the modern convention for calling the nation centered around modern Italy by that name is too strong to overlook - army was divided into five contingents:

1) An Armenian contingent.under the overall Byzantine force commander, the magister militum per Orientem, Vahan,
2) A Slavic contingent under it's own commander, Buccinator,
3) A Syrian Arab (Ghassanid) contingent  under it's own commander, Jabala ibn al-Ayham (Arabic: جبلة بن الأيهم); Jandora (1985) suggests this force was predominantly light cavalry,
4) A group of professional Byzantine troops - variously described as "Greek" or "European" - under a commander named Dairjan, and
5) Another European/Greek contingent under another Byzantine officer named Gregory.

Beyond this breakdown, such as it is, we have no idea how these units were organized. Presumably each would have had some mixture of light and medium-to-heavy infantry, light cavalry, and heavy (cataphract) cavalry.

One of the most useful sources we have for the Middle Byzantine army is the Στρατηγικόν, "Strategikon" or "Strategicon", attributed to the soldier-emperor Maurice but probably written by a Byzantine officer or group of officers some time between the 6th and 9th Centuries CE. 

In it the author says that "in the past, when the legions were composed of large numbers of men..." (that is, pre-6th Century CE) an individual field army might consist of a total of 34,384; 16,384 heavy infantry, 8,000 light and missile infantry, and 10,000 cavalry of various types.

Jandora (1985) has an excellent discussion of this issue, and I can't really do better than cite him:

"The Arabic sources greatly exaggerate the number of Byzantine troops...from 80,000 to 240,000. Looking to the Christian sources we find figures which are not only more tangible but more consistent. They indicate that Theodorus and Baanes were able to muster a force of about 70,000 men, or which 40,000 fought at Yarmuk."

Jandora (1985) cites al-Tabari as noting that the Byzantine force was heavily skewed toward infantry; about 2:1 infantry-to-cavalry.

It's worth noting that Byzantine armies are often thought of as being characterized by the primacy of the heavy armored cavalry, the cataphracti, with the scutatoi - the spear-and-shield infantry - acting largely in support and in broken terrain.

This was certainly true of the high of Late Byzantine armies, but recall that this was after exposure to mobile mounted opponents such as the Rashidun Arabs. In the early-middle 7th Century an infantry-heavy force isn't surprising, although the events of Yarmouk point out how much it put the Byzantines at a disadvantage to the Muslim invaders. 

Still, 2:1 is pretty high, suggesting that Vahan could have used some more horsemen.

So let's assume a Byzantine force of about 40,000 all arms, roughly 26-27,000 infantry and 13-14,000 cavalry.

Presumably most of the infantry - let's say about 20,000 or so - were "heavy"; armored in lamellar, splint, scale, or chain mail and helmet, round shield - although the Strategikon does admit that this heavy equipment might not be universal; the "picked men" should have armor, "...all of them if it can be done, but in any case the first two in the file".

Armored or not, these guys were armed with a long straight sword (spatha) and a long spear or lance, although exactly which was being carried in the 7th Century is a bit of a puzzle.


The older pilum throwing spear had long since been abandoned along with the classical short gladius sword as the primacy of the infantry legion began to fade after Adrianople. 

But my understanding is that the long pike that became the standard for Byzantine infantry by the 12th and 13th Centuries hadn't been adopted this early; the Strategikon talks about "lances" - which is also the term used for cavalry polearms that are described as useful as javelin-like missiles, so perhaps what we're looking at is something similar to the Macedonian xyston (ξυστόν), a 10 to 12-foot long polearm that would be typically held in both hands but could be thrown if need be.

Interestingly, the Strategikon describes heavy infantry combat as very similar to the attack sequence of classical legion; as the unit closes with the enemy the leading ranks throw their missile weapons - either the plumbata darts (shown below as carried on the inside of the shield) or javelins, imitating the older pilum volley.

After the javelin-and-or-dart volley the infantry closes even further, throws their polearms - Maurice says "hurl their lances like javelins" and then "take out their swords and fight".

The rear ranks are told to use their lances to "support those in front, which yields a rather peculiar picture of a line of infantry fighting with swords in front of their own troops whose lance-points form a hedge at their backs.

Presumably the Byzantine infantry figured it out.

The remaining 6,000 or so were "light" infantry, which the Strategikon implies included the functions of bow-armed missile and javelin-armed peltast-type skirmishers. These mosstroopers seem to be unarmored or, at best, carry a smaller round shield.

The Byzantine cavalry was also divided into heavy and light troops.

The Strategikon mentions both but spends little time discussing the breakdown. Both types are advised to carry the bow and become proficient in using it. That fits with the development of the true cataphract heavy horse, which as we discussed when we talked about Panipat, fought some 900 years later.

Presumably the main difference was in armor. The heavies would have been covered in lamellar or mail, including leg and arm protection, to the point of not needing to carry a shield. The artistic images suggest at least some horse armoring, at least over the head and shoulders.

Light cavalry would have had a mail or lamellar torso protection and steel helmet and probably a shield, but would have had to dispense with the full-on armor protection to gain speed and agility.

There's a question about the light cavalry at Yarmouk, though; at least one modern analyst (Jandora 1985) believes that the sources imply that the Syrian Arab light cavalry either refused to join the Byzantine force or even joined the Muslim force (we'll get to this in a bit, but suffice to say that this is attested by only one source, and that was composed more as a political tract than as a pure history).

Classical Roman armies often marched with field artillery in the form of carroballistae, a torsion bolt-throwing engine mounted on a cart, as many as 50-55 to the classical legio. There is no evidence that the use of these weapons continued into the Late Empire.

So roughly 40,000 all arms; 26,000 to 27,000 infantry, 13,000 to 14,000 heavy cavalry under the nominal command of Theodore Trithyrius (Θεόδωρος Τριθύριος), sacellarius (treasurer) to and brother of the emperor Heraclius (Hράκλειος), but although the sacellarius moved with the army he devolved command to Vahan in view of the latter's experience.


Rashidun Caliphate
(Arabic: اَلْخِلَافَةُ ٱلرَّاشِدَةُ, al-Khilāfah ar-Rāšidah)

The troops that emerged from the Arabian peninsula in the 7th Century were animated by the faith that their Prophet had extolled to them, and in that faith had led them to victory in the very first Muslim battle - Badr - only twelve years earlier. 

The Prophet himself had gone toes-up only in 632. He was succeeded - not as religious leader but as temporal leader and organizer of the Muslim umma - by the Prophet's father-in-law Abu Bakr, who took the title Khalīfaṫ Rasūl Allāh (خَـلِـيْـفَـةُ رَسُـوْلِ اللهِ, "Successor of the Messenger of God") or "caliph".

That lasted about a U.S. Congressional term; Abu Bakr followed his son-in-law in 634. But in those two years he'd been a busy lad, first unifying Arabia under Islam after what are called the "Ridda Wars" or "Wars on Apostasy" against anti-Muslim rebellions, and then sending expeditionary forces to assault Sassanid Persia and Byzantine Syria.

It was this latter force that fell in on the Plateau of the Yarmouk.

Here again we're confronted with conflicting information on both the size and composition of that force.

The Futah al-Buldan states flat-out that the Muslims numbered 24,000.

But Jandora (1985) says not just no but fuck, no. "...24,000 may be an acceptable figure for Ajnadayn but not for the later engagement...(i)n the course of two years the Muslims sustained no costly defeat...(and) continued to receive reinforcements from Medina and to enlist support of Syrian Arabs." 

Jandora (1985) cites Sayf ibn Umar al-Usayyidi al-Tamimi (سيف بن عمر) as giving 36,000 as the "best approximation" of Muslim strength. We'll talk about this in Sources, but elsewhere al-Tamimi's Kitāb al-futūh al-kabīr wa-l-ridda is dismissed as an unreliable source, so I'm not sure why Jandora is so convinced.

The Futuh al-Sham of al-Azdi provides the ridiculous figure of 400,000, which no modern scholar believes.

From the Byzantine side of the hill Jandora (1985) states that Theophanes' Chronicle puts the Muslim numbers at 40,000. None of the other Christian sources I have read even guess at numbers.

It does make sense that the Muslim numbers should have been smaller; Byzantine FOBs like Damascus were close enough to make logistics fairly simple, while the Meccan contingents (at least) would have had to lug everything all the way from the Hijaz or loot, beg, or buy locally.

So accepting Jandora (1985) that 24K is too small and 40+K too big, we're kind of stuck between about 27-30K to 35-37K. So let's go with about 33-35,000 as a round number and fairly close.

The next question is: "What were these guys?" and the best answer we have is "Arabs".

We know from the Muslim sources that the force assembled at the plateau of Yarmouk was cobbled together from several sources, including;
1) The original Syrian expeditionary force dispatched by Abu Bakr in 634 CE (13AH); this organization was dominated by the original Ansar and Muhajirun - the Medina-based supporters of Islam - as well as from some other newer Muslim towns in the Hijaz.
2) The Persian expedition under Khalid ibn al-Walid ibn al-Mughira al-Makhzumi ( خالد بن الوليد بن المغيرة المخزومي), dispatched by Abu Bakr in 634 and redeployed to Syria in 636 (15AH). This organization is supposed to have had a larger proportion of true Bedouin tribesmen along with a Medinan core and was cavalry-heavy.
3) Local Syrian Arab recruits, possibly including elements of the Ghassanid subunit(s) originally part of the Byzantine army.

The Muslim sources mention both infantry and cavalry. Jandora (1985) states that footsoldiers predominated, which makes sense; Muslim Arabia was largely small-town farmers and pastoralists. As we discussed at Badr; the romantic vision of desert nomads in flowing robes is a romantic fiction.

What we don't know is the actual ratio of foot to horse, or much about the details of arms and armament.

Presumably the infantry were armed like the guy above; shield and spear and/or sword, possibly with some sort of close-combat hand tool like the belt axe in the picture or mace.

Armor is something else; my understanding of Arabia of the period is that 1) the manufacturing base was nowhere near as large or capable as that of the big empires - the Sassanid and Byzantine - to the north and west, and 2) the climate made heavy armor impractical, so the tradition of armored combat hadn't developed. Jandora (1985) says flat-out: "Both the infantry and cavalry were short of body armor".

At least some of the footsoldiers would have carried a bow - we've seen Arab archers already at Badr - but how many, and whether the infantry were organized into distinct units of melee and missile infantry, we don't really know.

The Rashidun cavalry, however, is a bit better attested.

For one thing, to be able to own horses and equip a mounted soldier required some degree of eliteness, and, like all elites, Arab elites were better documented in early Muslim times as much as they are today. For another the eventual Muslim force commander formed a unit of horsemen who became well-known, both at the time and since.

This "Mobile Guard" ( طليعة متحركة, Tulay'a mutaharikkah or الحرس المتحرك, al-Haras al-Mutaharikkah) is said to have numbered about 8,000 at the earlier battle at Ajnadayn was reorganized to include about 4,000 cavalry under Khalid's hand; basically his tactical reserve and reaction force, by the time of Yarmuk.

I suspect that these troops would have been, if not quite as heavily armored as the Byzantine cataphracts, at the very least medium and probably "heavy" cavalry by late classical standards; full mail or lamellar coats, helmets, some with shields but possibly some of the more thoroughly armored without. 

In the well-researched Wiki article on Rashidun cavalry the authors note that one significant difference between the Mobile Guard and their Byzantine counterparts was "barding" or horse armor; the Byzantines tended to have it, the Muslims didn't, at least at the time. 

However, I note that - as attested by the Jandora (1985) quite above - there's some disagreement about the degree of protection that the Rashidun troops - both infantry and cavalry - would have had at the time of Yarmuk.

Here's my thought.

I suspect that the level of armor protection would have been generally lower amongst the Muslim force, for the reasons discussed above.

But I also suspect that the Rashidun cavalry would have been better armored than their infantry counterparts. For one, they'd have been wealthier, and as such both better able and more likely to afford the expense. For another, their horses did the hard work of lugging all that metal around.

So, yeah, I think they did look like the guys in the picture above.

We also know that the Rashidun mounted arm included camelry; soldiers who, at the very least, rode TO the fight on the ships of the desert.

I'm not sure whether these guys would have ridden their mounts INTO battle, mind. The sources include a passage that suggests that the camels, or at least, some of the camels, were tied down in or near the Muslim bivouac area. 

We'll get there; it's good, trust me.

Note the horseman at the bottom of the montage above; at least some of the Rashidun cavalry were mounted archers. Again, I'm unsure whether these troops were grouped into separate units or scattered throughout the heavy cavalry.

But one big advantage of a mounted camelry archer would be height; he can see, and shoot, well above the group of both horse- and footsoldiers around him. Conversely, it's difficult to strike with a lance (and nearly impossible to reach down with a sword) from camel-back.

So my guess is that if there was some sort of combat-camelry at Yarmuk many of the guys on the camels would have been bowmen,

At least some portion of the horse soldiers must have been genuine Bedouin-style light cavalry complete with scimitar and turban and Arab stallion right off the romance novel cover. How many, though, I have no idea.


Let's make some guesses at the overall Rashidun force.

Let's accept the 33,000- to 35,000-odd number as pretty close. Smaller than the Byzantines but not disastrously so, making the outcome "miraculous" enough to satisfy the Muslim sources.

The footsoldiers predominated; let's say about 20,000 light to medium spear-and-shield/sword-and-shield infantry with a scattering of bow- or javelin-armed missile troops.

Of the 13,000- to 15,000-odd cavalry (we're going to assume that no more than small number of genuine camel-jockeys) maybe 10,000 were medium to heavy cavalry. 

Their primary weapon would have been a lance similar to the Byzantines; another scattering would have been horse archers, although like the cataphracts it's also possible that even the guys with melee weapons would have had a bow as a backup.

Close-combat weapons would have included swords (including both curved single-edge and straight double-edge types), hand axes, and maces.

The remaining 5,000 or so would have been light cavalry with little or no armor, sword-and-shield or bow-armed used primarily for scouting and flank or rear security.

The entire force was under the tactical command of the guy we've already mentioned; Khalid ibn al-Walid, although the overall force commander was the Āmir ibn ʿAbd Allāh ibn al-Jarrāḥ (Arabic: عامر بن عبدالله بن الجراح‎;), more commonly known as Abu Ubaydah.

The Sources: There are two large groups of original sources; Byzantine (or "Western" more broadly) and Muslim. We'll taken them in order of regional origin - Western first, then Muslim - and within that, importance.

It's worth noting that, as always with pre-Industrial battle, none of the primary sources are truly contemporary. One of the earliest - the Futuh al-Sham - seems to date from some time in the late 8th to early 9th Centuries CE (2nd to 3rd Century AH). The most commonly cited Byzantine source, Theophanes Chronicle, likely dates from a similar period given the author's death in the second decade of the 9th Century CE. 

So all of these people were writing some time between at least 100 and 150 years after whatever happened on the plateau above the Yarmuk, and it's worth keeping that in mind.

That said, let's look at the:

Byzantine and Western sources: As noted above, the most extensively cited source in this group is the Chronicle attributed to a Byzantine Greek cleric, Theophanes "Confessor" (Θεοφάνης Ὁμολογητής). It is in the late classical/early medieval tradition of an "annals" - a compilation of events by year - beginning with late 3rd Century CE and ending in 814 CE, just before the presumed end date of compilation.

This work is available online in a 1997 edition translated into English by Cyril Mango and Roger Scott.

Per Mango and Scott (1997) there's several salient facts about this work:
1) It is a continuation of a historical compilation written by someone named George, who was another monastic (and a "synkellos", a fairly high-ranking monastery official), by
2) Theophanes, who is presented, even by his admirers, as no great scholar, and
3) The bulk of the work - from the beginning up until about 600 CE - is better attested elsewhere.

However, Theophanes seems to have had both an interest in, and a connection to, the activities of the post-Byzantine Syria and Palestine area. Mango and Scott (1997) note that:

"We must assume that Theophanes...was deeply interested in the activities of the Arabs and their Christian subjects...(n)o other Byzantine chronicler showed such such an interest or such a breadth of vision."

So - whether it was Theophanes, George, or some unnamed team of scribes - the Chronicle is possibly our single most influential Christian/Byzantine/Western source for the events in the Levant in 636.

Fortunately Mango and Scott (1997) include a thorough explanation of the textural transmission of the Chronicle (Introduction, pages xcv to xcvii) which notes all the usual issues with manuscript copy.

While the translators suggest that copies of the original manuscript were "mass produced" none of these first generation versions are known to exist.

At least two separate second-generation copy lineages are suspected. Neither has produced a remaining example, but one produced a pair of extant manuscripts in Greek currently held in the Vatican. The older of the two is dated to the 12th Century CE, while the other led to the remainder of the manuscript lineages, including the "Latin translation of Anastasius" of which a 9th Century CE copy is (presumably) still in Rome.

Mango and Scott (1997) do an excellent job of describing the various issues with the extant copies, and I recommend you to them if you're interested.

Here's the full text of what Theophanes tells us about Yarmouk:

"In this year the Saracens - an enormous multitude of them - (setting out from) Arabia, made an expedition to the region of Damascus. When Baanes had learnt of this, he sent a message to the imperial sakellarios, asking the latter to come with his army to his help, seeing that the Arabs were very numerous. So the sakellarios joined Baanes and, setting forth from Emesa, they met the Arabs. 

Battle was given and, on the first day, which was a Tuesday, the 23rd of the month Loos, the men of the sakellarios were defeated. Now the soldiers of Baanes rebelled and proclaimed Baanes emperor, while they abjured Herakleios. Then the men of the sakellarios withdrew, and the Saracens, seizing this opportunity, joined battle. And as a south wind was blowing in the direction of the Romans, they could not face the enemy on account of the dust and were defeated. Casting themselves into the narrows of the river Hiermouchthas, they all perished, the army of both generals numbering 40,000."

There's that 40,000 number again...but it makes me wonder. Who are "both generals"? Did the chronicler mean both Byzantine and Muslim "generals"? Or did he mean "both Byzantine generals", Baanes (Vahan) and the sakellarios Theodore? Jandora (1985) believes the former, and he's studied this engagement much more than I have...but I'm not sure.

Anyway, that's Theophanes.

A second chronicle that mentions Yarmouk comes from 12th Century Syria in the form of the World Chronicle of Michael I Rabo ("the Syrian"). This work covers what the name implies, the world from the Biblical Creation to the author's own times.

The original, written in Syriac - an Aramaic dialect - was assembled at the Jacobite monastery of Mar Bar Sauma (or Bar Saum) of which this Michael was at least housed, if not being one of the monastic officers.

The work in its original language is extant only in a single 16th Century copy now held in Aleppo. Portions of the later books of this copy are available in English translation, but the publisher warns:

"The text is not preserved in its entirety, and the layout of Michael’s chronicle was distorted through the process of copying. Chabot’s edition is a facsimile of a documentary copy written for him in Edessa (Urfa) from 1897 to 1899. While the scribes tried to imitate the layout, a number of mistakes were introduced. Its Vorlage, the only extant ms., was written in 1598 by a very competent scribe. It is kept by the community of the Edessenians in Aleppo."

The Chabot translation is from one of the numerous Armenian translations like that in the page shown above. Supoosedly the Armenian has some materials not in the Syriac version, but I am unsure of that or what it means.

Unfortunately Michael was more interested in making theological points than writing history. Here's the passage concerning Yarmuk:

"Heraclius sent his brother Theodoricus against the Arabs. The latter came to the Antioch country, to the village called Ko'sit. Now it happened there was a stylite named Simeon dwelling there..."

(here the chronicle goes into excruciating detail about how the Byzantines tell this joker about how they're going to "eliminate all those who don't accept the Council of Chalcedon" and how this makes the Good Guys (the "very Orthodox") sad because they're due for a smiting...

(briefly: this "Council of Chalcedon" was one of the many early Christian get-togethers that tried to wrangle out the beliefs in invisible sky-wizards over which the true believers wanted to kill each other. Specifically, this one asserted that Christ is both god and man. Feel free to make war among yourselves over that...)

The Chronicle continues:

"Indeed, (Theodoricus' troops) set off full of swagger and when the wrath of God struck them only a few managed to flee. The remainder fell to the Arabs' swords."

Aaaand...that's it from Syria. Not very helpful.

There's bits and pieces from elsewhere. The fight gets a brief mention in the 7th Century CE Chronicle of Fredegar that we ran into when we looked at the Moors at Tours. Close to contemporary but also far removed physically, so unlikely to have had first-hand reports. And brief? Ready? Here it goes:

"In the ensuing battle the Saracens were the victors and cut of the vanquished to pieces."

Okey-doke. Told'ya it was brief.

The Chronica Minora, another Syriac text, also known as the Chronicle of Khuzestan, has a similarly brief mention of the events of 636CE:

"Heraclius the emperor of the Romans sent against them Roman soldiers,who the Arabs killed more than one hundred thousand of."

You get the idea. There's just not a lot to go on from the Byzantine side of the hill. So what about the winners?


Muslim/Arabic sources:
Basically you've got two piles; the Futuh al-Sham and the Futuh al-Buldan in one, and the History of al-Tabari (along with some minor accounts) in the other.

Somewhere in-between is the History of Damascus by Ibn Asakir. This work is troublesome, and we'll discuss why in just a bit.

Let's look at pile Number One first. But before we go, it's worth taking a look at the "big picture" of Arabic/Muslim historigraphy. Afzal and Juzar (2014) has a nice explanation of why all of a sudden all these books in Arabic turn up in the 2nd-3rd Centuries AH (8th-9th Centuries CE):

"The spread of Islam from the confines of Mecca and Medina led to the realization that the events and conquests had to be recorded. The oral traditions of the Arabs had up until now sufficed for the transmission of their traditions and history, but now other races were being included within the fold of Islam."
So pretty much a Muslim pre-Industrial "Rise of the Internet"; the old ways had been fine, but suddenly there was a bigger audience, and a more quick and efficient way to reach it was needed than old Abu Amal reciting the tales of real-life adventure in the corner of the suk.

So; al-Azdi.

The Kitab Futuh al-Sham (Arabic: كتاب فتوح الشام, "Book of the Conquests of Syria") is s long, semi-poetic work by someone named Abu Ismail Muhammad b. Abdallah al-Azdi al-Basri.

Mourad (2000) has a good discussion about this guy, who is difficult to triangulate, but who Mourad (2000) believes was in fact a real person, a "traditionist" living in Basra (as his name implies) in the late 8th and early 9th Centuries CE (2nd to 3rd Centuries AH) at which time he - presuming that this is the person who wrote the text - set down the work.

However, the earliest manuscript copy we have of this work is from only the 13th Century CE (613 AH), where it was transcribed in Jerusalem. It, and a better transcription from the 14th Century, both reside in the Bibliotheque National in Paris.

This work was largely disregarded because of the early scholarship of one Michael de Goeje working in the mid-19th Century. De Goeje seems to have classified al-Azdi as more of a fabulist and poet than historian but recent studies, particularly that of Conrad (1987), have begun to change this.

What Mourad (2000) emphasizes is that al-Azdi's work is only part of a tradition of historical work - including that of "...other compilers of his generation, Sacid ibn al-Fadl al-Basri, al-Qudami al-Missisi, and Abu Hu-dhayfa al-Bukhari.", all of whom appear to have been working from an original source that was written by 8th century historian Lut ibn Yahya ibn Sa'id ibn Mikhnaf al-Azdi (Arabic: لوط ابن يحيٰ ابن سعيد ابن مِخنَف الأزدي), better known as Abu Mikhnaf.

Another in this lineage includes Abū Jaʿfar Muḥammad ibn Jarīr ibn Yazīd al-Ṭabarī (Arabic: أبو جعفر محمد بن جرير بن يزيد الطبري), whose History we're going to encounter in just a bit.

The Futuh al-Sham appears to be the source of most of the detailed reconstructions of this fight, including the Wikipedia entry as well as secondary works like Nicolle (1994)...I think.

Huge emphasis on "think"; this is a very troublesome and difficult point about this fight.

Nicolle (1994) is...also troublesome, and we'll get to him as well.

We'll go into this in depth in a bit, but suffice to say here that I'm not entirely convinced by the detail of al-Azdi's accounteither. 

There seems to be quite a bit more there than anyone without a hell of a big after-action report section and more sophisticated interview methods that were set up in the Islamic 2nd and 3rd Centuries.

As the illustration shows, the 2020 English translation by Hassanein and Scheiner is available in both print and digitally. I can tell you - ruefully - that I waded through it helped by a fair amount of coffee and some sugary pastries. It's, well...I can't say it any better than Philippides and Hanak (2011) did when we looked at the Muslim battle writers at Constantinople in 1453: 

 "Little has been said about the Turkish accounts thus far for the main reason that they represent meager narratives, with such an overwhelming poetic imagery that they become difficult, if not impossible, for the historian seeking facts about the siege." 

Ouch. 

But it's not wrong, exactly; there's a crap-ton of poetry to a picogram of history in al-Azdi.

The other part of the Big Pile is another early work...

...the Futūh al-Buldān (Arabic: فتوح البلدان, Conquest of (the) countries), or Kitāb Futūḥ al-Buldān ("Book of the Conquest of the Countries/Lands") is a 9th Century CE (3rd Century AH) work by Ahmad Ibn Yahya al-Baladhuri of Baghdad.

(Weird historical note: per Hitti (1916) part of this guy's name ("al-Baladhuri") is because he ate (or drank the juice of) some sort of cashew-related fruit, went nuts, and died. That's fucked up! Not just the whole "drink cashew juice" but the "the stupid way you died becomes part of your name".

Imagine after you died your name would be "John father-of-Nick Seven-Car-Pileup-On-The-Interstate Jones". Anyway, that's this guy.)

The account of Yarmuk in this work is mercifully much more brief, although it is also intrigued by and stuffed with tales of heroism and martyrdom, including a guy whose leg gets whacked off but is too busy killing infidels to notice until later.

Sounds like ol' Ahmad wasn't the only dude drinking crazy cashew juice.

Hitti (1916) describes the Futuh al-Buldan as "...a digest of a larger work that has been lost." although the translator doesn't clarify, or if he does I cannot find his explanation for, why he posits the existence of this original work.

I've looked everywhere I can on-line and cannot pull a chain of transmission for the al-Buldan. It appears that there is a 2020 work by Ryan Lynch that discusses the manuscript history, but I wasn't able to find a reasonably-priced edition of his Arabic Conquests and Early Islamic Historiography: The Futuh al-Buldan of al-Baladhuri (even the Kindle is over $35!) so I'll have to leave you there. 

Presumably like many of the other Arabic sources the earliest copy we have will date to the expansion of scholarly writing in the Abbasid period.

The text of the al-Buldan is available on-line as a scan of the Hitti (1916) translation titled as The origins of he Islamic state; Yarmouk is covered on pages 207 and 208.

The smaller pile usually includes:
1) the Chronicle of Pseudo-Dionysius of Tell-Mahre, or Zuqnin Chronicle, an 8th or 9th Century CE record of the history of Christian Syria, preserved in a single handwritten manuscript (Cod. Vat. 162), now in the Vatican, and
2) the Al-Sīra al-Nabawiyya (Arabic: السيرة النبوية), a group of literature that compose the traditional Muslim biographies of Islamic prophet Muhammad from which most information about the early period of Islam is derived, and the
3) Muqaddimah of Ibn Khaldun (Arabic: مقدّمة ابن خلدون) a 14th Century universal history.

All these seem to have included some account of the 7th Century CE invasion of Syria, but necessarily fairly cursory given the breadth of the subjects.

One more significant Arabic source is the 12th Century CE/6th Century AH The History of Damascus (Arabic: تاريخ دمشق, Tarikh Dimashq) attributed to Ibn Asakir (Arabic: ابن عساكر). 

This work is well-discussed in Antrim (2006), who says that "...Ibn Asakir called on the historical narratives of the 7th century and, in...the more than 200 pages devoted to the history of the Islamic conquest of Syria...the sheer size of this freighted interlude begs for comment."

Unfortunately I have not been able to get my hands on an English translation of this work; it's some 80 volumes in the original Arabic, and the translation would be similarly voluminous. Apparently the portion of the Tarikh Dimashq dealing with Yarmouk is detailed; it is perhaps the single most commonly cited source in the reconstruction of Jandora (1985).

Another small-pile source is the History of the Prophets and Kings (Arabic: تاريخ الرسل والملوك Tārīkh al-Rusul wa al-Mulūk) better known as Tarikh al-Tabari (تاريخ الطبري), The History of al-Tabari, composed in the early 4th Century AH/10th Century CE. 

Information about the composition of the History seem frustratingly elusive, other than it included a wide range of contemporary Abbasid-era works that the author compiled in Baghdad.

It seens worth going into a bit of detail about al-Tabari because he was the Popular Historian of his times. In the translation I reviewed (Mazar, 1998) the translator notes that "...1,220 copies of the History were in the library of the Fatimid palace when Saladin took over in 567/1171." 

This suggests both a lot of early interest and a resulting broad swath of early copyists; the Mazar (1998) translation notes that this included translation from the Arabic into Turkish and Persian, but also notes that "...manuscripts became increasingly difficult to find..." which resulted in corruption and collation of the original text. How severe this distortion had become by the time the first European Orientalists (such as de Goeje, who seems to have been the busy little boy of Eastern scholarship in the middle 19th Century) came across the History is difficult to say.

There's one huge problem with al-Tabari for us, though; he seems to have missed (or ignored) Yarmouk altogether.

His treatment of the Muslim conquest of Syria is much less extensive that the earlier invasion of Sassanid Persia. Basically he talks about the battle(s) of Marj ar-Rum in March of 635CE (14AH) and the following campaigns in northern Syria (around Hims/modern Homs) and now-derelict Qinnasrin.

Mazar (1998) states that the Muslim victory at Ajnadayn is recounted, as well, but I can't find it; in the text al-Tabari goes from Marj ar-Rum (p. 174 in Mazar 1998) to Hims (p. 175) to Qinnasrin (pp. 178-181) to Heraclius' retreat from Syria (p. 181).

So I'm not sure; did al-Tabari lump all the Byzantine defeats into one fight and called it Marj ar-Rum? Or did he just not have original sources for the other battles?

Either way, it's difficult to include al-Tabari in the pile of Yarmouk sources, but he usually is, so...

The ruins of Mar Bar Sauma, once home to Mike the Syrian

Secondary Sources:
Given the criticality of the Rashidun conquest of the Persia and the Palestine/Syria regions of Byzantium it's not surprising that there has been a quantity of scholarship about the events.

Let's start with the most accessible and obvious - the Wikipedia entry.

This work is among one of the better Wiki articles; well-written and organized, extensively researched and footnoted. The author(s) have gone to many of the original sources. It's a very good starting point, and it's where I began.

However.

I have some real questions.

In the piece the battle is broken down in tactical detail to an almost battalion-sized level. This appears to follow the account contained in Nicolle (1994); it's compelling and looks plausible. There's only one issue; I can't find any support for this level of detail in the primary sources I accessed.

Jandora (1985) is perhaps the most intriguing of the secondary sources for what he says he doesn't know; "The unresolved issues concerning the Battle of Yarmouk pertain to combat strength, participants, and sequence of events." 

So...pretty much everything below the grand-strategy level, then?

You've probably noted how often the above work appears in this account. That's no surprise; I find Jandora (1985) one of the most plausible secondary studies of this engagement, largely because of the author's honest admission of the degree of 1) contradictions and omissions found in the primary sources, and the 2) confusion and uncertainty about the actual events arising from the former.

As that military savant Donald Rumsfeld famously said; there are things we know we know, but also "known unknowns" - things we know we don't know - and we are better off acknowledging what we lack understanding of rather than inferring knowledge from what is, in fact, contradiction and omission.

The Wiki entry provides a much longer list of secondary sources, among the ones I reviewed for this post include:
Nicolle, David (1994), Yarmuk 636 A.D.: The Muslim Conquest of Syria, and
Palmer, Andrew (1993), The Seventh Century in the West-Syrian Chronicles (which includes the text of the Zuqnin Chronicle covering Yarmouk).

We're going to talk more about the sources when we get there, because they're a big part of what we know, or think we know, or don't know about this fight.

On the Internet:

The Wikipedia we've talked about.

The on-line resources other than that are fairly slim. Several appear to have been copied more-or-less directly from Wikipedia. A good example is this piece from "The Collector" blog in 2022. It's fine in a "popular history" sort of way, but ignores the contradictory and missing accounts to tell a seamless tale of the supposed events so as not to perplex a general audience.

Most of the primary sources - except for Ibn Asakir, goddammit! - are available on-line. The Wiki article is good for providing open-source links to them. The one other major exception is, as noted, the original Syriac World Chronicle; it's behind a publisher's paywall and is not accessible.

There's a fun little blog post written by someone going by "syassakii" in 2011 that decribes the modern site and what looks like the Jordanian battlefield park. The text is more or less the conventional (i.e. Wikipedia) story, but the pictures are nice.

The Campaign: The roads to Yarmouk should probably be traced back to the earliest decade of the 7th Century CE, when a middle-aged guy living in the little town of Mecca (pronounced "Makkah" in the Arabic tongue of the region known as the Hijaz or Hejaz) in the western part of the Arabian peninsula where it borders the Red Sea was having a bit of a religious experience.

Something New Out of the East

We've discussed the story - and the hadīths ( حديث), the tales of what happened in and around Mecca and Medina in those early Muslim days are stories, spoken word accounts until damn near two hundred years later when the first were written down - of the beginnings of Islam back when we discussed Badr. All that remains unchanged, and you're welcome to go back and look over what we talked about.

The next big things happened not under the Prophet himself but under the first of his caliphs, Abu Bakr, who set about not just establishing a faith - Muhammad himself had done that in and around Mecca and Medina by 620s CE (0-10 AH) - but building an empire.

First across the Arabian peninsula; these were the so-called Ridda Wars, which had begun late in the Prophet's own time, that consolidated Islam as the uniting force throughout the Arab heartland.

But simultaneously the Muslim headshed of Abu Bakr had bigger ambitions.

An expeditionary force had been sent to the Byzantine Levant to whack the Romans there for beheading a Muslim emissary.

Another was dispatched to what is modern Iraq to see about doing something to the Persians who ran the place at that time.

Which, when you stop to think of it, was either brilliant or insane, because it was the 7th Century CE equivalent of Belgium sending two armies to invade France and Germany in 1914. Because here's what the Middle East looked like around the early 600s CE:

The little lighter green blob there on the left side of the "Islamic Empire" green rectangle is where the Muslims were around 622 CE. The larger green are the gains from the expansion of the 620s and the Ridda Wars of the 630s.

But look north.

That big blue blob? That's the "Sassanid" Persian empire that had been around for some four centuries or so and was the big player in southwest Asia.

To the northwest, the red is our Byzantines, the successor (they'd have said "continuation") of Imperial Rome of the classical period.

Both were immense, rich, powerful states under more-or-less unified imperial houses, packed with economic heft and bursting with well-trained, well-equipped troops in organized units that in many cases had been around for decades or more.

In the green you had a bunch of guys who a generation ago had been trading spices and ivory and whose military might consisted of town guards and caravan escorts.

Okay, when you look at it that way, "insane" does seem like a better description.

Only...as we know now, it wasn't. It all worked for the new Rashidun Caliphate, and as my old drill sergeant said, if it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.

Why did it work?

Well, for one thing...


...between them, the Persians and Byzantines were all fought out.

Let's You and Him Fight

As irascible and grabby neighbors the two empires had been fighting on and off since classical times, when the eastern outfit was "Parthia" and the Romans were, well, Romans. The story would take (and has taken) whole volumes to tell, so I'll just link to the Wiki article about it and you can go take a look if and when you want.

The two had just fought a 26-year-long war that had ended with a Byzantine invasion of Persia that decapitated the Eranshahr and produced a Sassanid civil war. Both sides were gutted; the Wiki entry for the war sums it up pretty well:

"Allied with the Avars and Slavs, the Persians made a final attempt to take Constantinople in 626, but were defeated there. In 627, allied with Turks, Heraclius invaded the heartland of Persia. A civil war broke out in Persia, during which the Persians killed their king, and sued for peace.

By the end of the conflict, both sides had exhausted their human and material resources and achieved very little."

I'd argue that Heraclius & Co. didn't see it that way. 

From their vantage point they'd finally broken their most dangerous rival; it was their "Fall of the Soviet Union" End of History - now it was a unipolar world and Constantinople could make it's own reality. They can't be blamed for not foreseeing that an Arab visionary would invent a whole new religion that in barely a decade would produce an explosion of holy warriors out of the unfruitful wastes of Arabia.

And it's worth noting that there were more problems in Byzantium than just wars.

For one, the first waves of what we believe were bubonic plague were tearing up the empires, beginning with the "Plague of Justinian" in the 540s CE. This sucker tore up the cities of the eastern Mediterranean and Anatolia; estimates of the mortality run as high as 40%, but whatever the actual toll, it hit the Byzantine and Sassanid empires hard. The peoples of the Arabian peninsula, living as many did in small towns, farms, and semi-nomadic communities, presumably suffered much less.

Another pandemic, the "Plague of Sheroe", hammered mostly the Sassanids; it killed the reigning monarch in 628 CE (6 AH) and is generally thought to have greatly assisted the Muslim invasions there.

Then there were the earthquakes. A massive moment magnitude VIII tremor pretty much destroyed Antioch in Syria in 526 CE. Another, larger - moment magnitude X - hit Constantinople in 557 CE. Both did both tremendous physical damaged as well as adding to the plague fatalities.

So things were shaky - in more than one sense - in Byzantium in the 630s just when they didn't need those troubles.

Allah has Entered The Chat

To make a long story short, in 634 CE (13AH):

1) The Muslim Persian Expedition went through the broken Sassanids like a dose of Islamic salts. Led by our man Khalid idn al-Walid the Muslim army took most of Mesopotamia from the Sassanids.

2) A Syrian Expedition, led by Abu Ubaydah) was dispatched to push up through Palestine and into Syria.

 

Long before Napoleon invented the army corps, the Muslim army in Syria moved separately - probably a must given the terrain and relatively scanty sustenance along the routes - to combat and combined when they encountered the Byzantine main field force. Shades of Ulm to come, eh?

Again, the Wiki does a fine job summarizing what we know about the initial invasion of the Levant.

This collision was forming in the Spring of 634 CE/13 AH. The Caliph, concerned about the relative inexperience of his Syrian officers, pulled Khalid out of Iraq with orders to join the Abu Ubayda force.

Khalid did so by one of those "epic marches", in this case through the western Iraqi/eastern Syrian desert, in time to meet - and defeat - the main Byzantine field force at Ajnadayn in the summer of 634 CE/13 AH. 

How the Hell Did They Do It?

It's worth pausing a moment to ponder this and the subsequent Byzantine-Muslim fights, because when you think about it, the whole business seems crazy lopsided.

On the one hand you had professional soldiers, probably many of them veterans, organized, trained, and equipped by the largest and strongest polity in the Mediterranean world that had been fighting wars for centuries.

On the other, an ad-hoc force of, as we said, largely tribal fighters who'd been small-time/part-time soldiers a decade before.

How'd that work out well for the challengers? How do you just come storming out of the desert and do a Rocky on the heavyweight champ of the Levant?

The thing is, it's hard to just slag off on the Byzantines. Yes, they get whipped again and again in the 7th Century. But remember they were still in there kicking until the final takedown eight hundred years later!

That's not too shabby. These Romans, they weren't out of it yet. So why DID the Muslims beat them like a war drum?

Was it motivation? Did having God on your side make the Muslim troops that difficult to beat? Conversely, were the Byzantines worn out from years of fighting the Persians and all PTSD'd out?

Was it leadership? Khalid seems to have been the Desert Fox of his day, running the table in Arabia, Persia, and the Levant before his own political leadership took him down.

Was there some additional technical or tactical advantage the Muslim forces brought with them? It's hard to see from here, but maybe there was something that took the Byzantines by surprise.

Obviously the Muslim and Byzantine accounts emphasize the religious factors; God's favor on the side of the Muslims, God's wrath (presumably for impiousness or just being Jesus-slackers) against the Byzantines.

But whether it really was faith, or generalship, or tactics, or some combination of both? It worked for the Muslims and failed for the Byzantines.

Why?

We will probably never precisely know.

The Battleground

Regardless of how I feel about his historiography, Nicolle (1994) writes well and does a fine job describing the setting of our Byzantines-versus-Muslims fights. Here he is:

"A great deal is known about Syria in the last decades of Byzantine rule. As now, it consisted of three distinct zones - a westward-looking Mediterranean coast, a rich agricultural hinterland, and a much larger region of semidesert. The coast was largely Greek speaking, Syriac and Aramaean speaking Semitic peoples inhabited the agricultural zone; while the semi-desert steppes were already Arab. Big cities were dominated by Greek speakers...(but) the Greek language did not...prove a sense of identity with the Byzantine Empire and the effectiveness of Byzantine rule in this remarkably complex region is open to doubt"

Remember, too, that much of Syria had been overrun by the Sassanids in the second decade of the 600s CE; Damascus fell in 613 CE and Egypt between 618 and 622 CE.

This was a contested border when the Muslims arrived, and they tore into it.

The Empire Strikes Back

By 635 CE (14AH) the Muslim forces were in control of much of Syria. Damascus had fallen some time between the autumn of 634 CE and the spring of 635. From there the Muslim forces divided, some moving south to secure the Palestine region, others moving north into what is today Lebanon. The sources claim that these reavers encountered Byzantine forces several times, including battles at Ablah, Fahl, Marj ar-Rum, and Emesa.

The Byzantine emperor's plan was supposedly to assemble another large field army and to coordinate the re-invasion of Syria from Anatolia with a Persian drive southwest from Iran.

This envelopment never materialized; the Persians didn't move, whether through clever Muslim diplomacy and/or subterfuge, or simply military exhaustion. But the Byzantine force did manage to drive south, retook Damascus in the spring of 636 CE/15AH.

Abu Ubaydah - supposedly advised by Khalid - responded with a Fabian strategy, retreating south first to Jabiya and then to Yarmouk.

The Byzantines followed...cautiously. Imperial policy was to avoid risking defeat in the field if diplomacy, theats, or treachery would work. Supposedly the Muslim and Byzantine leaders met several times over the summer of 636 CE. 

Presumably this would have been the Byzantines trying to figure out a way to buy off or drive out these invaders, while the Muslims - given their priors - kept telling the Romans about how cool their God was and how the best thing would be for everyone to get down with the Shahada (Arabic: الشَّهَادَةُ aš-šahādatu) and all be brothers in Allah in a big ol' Islamic kumbaya.

Well, nobody convinced anyone, so finally everyone formed up on the plateau of Yarmouk to have a go and decide who was hard enough.


The Engagement: And here's where things kind of fall apart.

I direct your attention back to the Wiki "Battle of the Yarmuk" page and its lovely tactical dissection of the fight.

It's full of tremendous detail, breaking down the battle into six days with multiple phases in several of the days. There's cool battle maps like the one above, and descriptions of the movement and encounters of the different sub-units on both sides.

Here's the thing, though: I have no idea where all this detail comes from, and neither do many of the other secondary sources who have looked at this fight. 

I've given you Jandora (1985) and his opinion. Here's Decker (2013): "Full reconstruction is impossible due to source problems". Here's Wakeley (2017) on al-Azdi: "Invention was not necessarily conscious fictionalization. It captures what a later age...thought must have happened."

Nowhere in the sources I've read is there anything like the level of detail laid out in the Wikipedia article. From the citation I'm guessing this comes largely from the work of Nicolle (1994), but where that author derives his sequence I am perplexed.

It took me some time to get a physical copy of this work, and I had hoped that somewhere in it the author would specify where he got his elaborate multi-day tactical breakdown of this fight.

He doesn't.

I honestly don't know from where the Nicolle (1994) - and from it, the Wikipedia page - of Yarmouk are derived. It's possible that this account is contained in the one source I cannot access; Ibn Asakir.

However, I find it difficult to believe that if such a detailed account existed by the 12th Century CE/6th Century AH that all of the other chroniclers would have missed it.

Nicolle (1994) is in many other aspects very thorough. He must have encountered the narrative he uses somewhere.

But...since I can't find Nicolle's source, and many other researchers state unequivocally that the level of detail in Nicolle (1994) is not testified in any of the primary sources.

I'm going to go with the most detailed description I've encountered in the primary sources; from al-Azdi's Futuh al-Sham, and, broken down to outline form, it says that this happened:

1) Heraclius forms his armies to retake Syria,
2) The Muslims get that intel and retreat from Hims to Damascus,
3) After some debate the Muslims retire further to assemble at Yarmouk,
4) The Byzantines follow and camp at Dayr al-Jabal, where they lager up for three or four days
5) Finally on a foggy day the two sides clash,
6) There's a description of the two forces and various commanders, and a tactical adjustment made by the Muslims before...
7) ...the Byzantines advance to contact.
8) The Byzantine left pushes back the Muslim right.
9) The Muslim right-wing cavalry led by Khalid counterattacks and defeats both Byzantine cavalry and infantry.
10) On the Byzantine right the same thing happens; the Muslim left is pushed back until the Muslim left-wing cavalry commander (Qays) counterattacks and the Byzantines are driven back.
11) Both Muslim cavalry wings converge and the Byzantines collapse.
12) The Byzantines rout, and many die falling into the ravine of the Yarmuk river.
13) The Muslims win.

And that's it.

Lines 1 through 4 are primarily operational, so for the actual engagement let's break this down and look at the remaining eight line items one by one.

5) Finally on a foggy day the two sides clash

 Al-Azdi says "Bahan (the Arabic name for the Byzantine Armenian officer named in the Western sources as Vahan) came out to us on the battle-day of al-Yarmuk, a foggy day. He marched out to us in command of twenty lines numbering about 400,000 fighters."

We've talked about the numbers; that's ridiculous and probably an order of magnitude larger than the largest single field army Byzantium ever raised.

The fog thing is interesting. the "holiday weather" site for Syria says that "On average the month of August is not affected by foggy conditions." 

Which makes sense; August is dry season in the Levant, and a foggy morning - foggy enough to be that memorable (and play such a large role...) - would seem pretty freakish. That is, something a devout Muslim might have attributed to God's working for His people. 

Al-Azdi doesn't, just mentions it and moves on.

Hmmm

Also worth noting that al-Azdi neglects, or considers insignificant, the supposed negotiations between the Byzantines and the Muslim commanders.

5a) Chains?

Here I wanted to add the peculiar tale about this fight found in al-Baladhuri's Futūḥ al-Buldān;

"The Greeks and their followers in this battle tied themselves to each other with chains, so that no one might set his hope on flight."

Couple of things here.

First, this isn't the first time a Muslim author tells this "chains" story. al-Tabari's History says it happened in 633 CE/12 AH in what is now Kuwait between Sassanid forces and the invasion army of Khalid ibn al-Walid. The story was so good that the whole engagement is called "The Battle of The Chains". So, chains; it's a Muslim story thing.

Second, the whole notion seems implausible; both on it's face as a technique - the Fightin' Chain Gang? I don't think so - and that it conveniently shows up almost simultaneously in two early Muslim imperial opponents seems too pat, to much like a good story.

Note that al-Azdi mentions this chain thing, but here's how he describes it:

"Many of them had pledged allegiance to death and 30,000 of them aligned, ten by ten, into a chain so they could not flee".

Get the difference? "Into a chain". Not "with chains". A tightly-formed infantry unit is like a chain in its formation. To an enemy more used to fighting in more open order it might well seem like these weird ferenghi were actually chained together. 

That seems like the sort of thing that might well have, through repeated storytellings, gone from "into a chain" to "with chains" to "chained together", which is my suspicion.

Could it have actually happened?

Well...weird things happen in war.

Do I think it actually happened?

No. I think our boys al-Tabari and al-Baladhuri never let a good story go to waste.

6) There's a description of the two forces and various commanders, and a tactical adjustment made by the Muslims

Al-Azdi gives the positions of several Byzantine officers:

"Ibn Quanatir" is in command of the Byzantine right, and "Jirjis, ruler of Armenia, with him". Apparently "Quanatir" is the Arabic name for a Slavic officer who appears in Western sources as "Buccinator". I cannot find any other reference to a "Jirjis", who, if he were indeed the "ruler of Armenia" would have been sovereign over Vahan, the supposed Byzantine force commander. I cannot resolve this paradox.

Someone al-Azdi calls "al-Durunjar" is reported to be the left-flank commander. I cannot find a Western cognate for this individual, and that's it for the enemy acccording to al-Azdi.

He then lists a whole bunch of Muslim commanders, whom I'll spare you. 

(Although here's another example of the strange detail in Nicolle (1994) and its conflicts with al-Azdi. On page 67, Nicolle (1994) says "Yazid Ibn Abu Sufyan commanded the left flank". However, al-Azdi writes: "Then Abu Ubayda led them out, positioned Mu'adh b. Jamal in command of his right flank and Qubath b. Ashyam in command of his left flank. The other commanders were Yazid Ibn Abu Sufyan commanding one quarter..."
Someone's confused here, or just wrong. I'm not sure whom...but it's this kind of thing that makes me nervous about Nicolle (1994) and the Wiki.)

What's interesting about al-Azdi is how he breaks down the Muslim army:

1) Two officers command the "left" and "right".
2) Two others are told off, one to command the infantry, the other - that's our boy Khalid - the cavalry.
3) Then four more are said to each command "a quarter of the army".

That's it, and that's all very weird,

Were the infantry and cavalry broken down into the quarters (hint: no, as we'll see....)? 

Were the left and right each one quarter? (Not unless Mu'adh - on the right - and Qubath on the left shared command with two of the four "quarters" officers...) so the whole Muslim front is four units? You'll note in the lovely illustration above from the Wiki (here, I'll reprint it):

...that's what it shows.

But that's kind of military nonsense; you don't give two people command of the same unit unless you want, as the Fat Controller would say, confusion and delay.

And what about the whole separate "infantry" and "cavalry" commanders thing?

Anyway, it doesn't really matter, for down the page a bit al-Azdi reveals that the whole tactical setup gets a makeover in the face of the enemy:

"Khalid came to Abu Ubayda and said to him: "Those (the Byzantines) came in large numbers...I swear by God that my cavalry would not stand at all because of the severity of their attack, their cavalry and their infantry." At the time Khalid b. al-Walid's cavalry was stationed in front of the lines of the Muslims who were in three lines."

"Khalid said: "I am of the opinion that I should divide my cavalry so that I take command of one and Qays b. Hubayara the other. Then our cavalries should stand behind the right and left flanks."

Ubaydah agrees, so that when the two forces collide what we know of the armies looks like this;

Somewhere behind the Muslim lines is the camp complete with women and camels, as we'll see.

We know that the Byzantine forces advanced, both infantry and cavalry, how many of each, in what order or formation(s), we have no idea.

7) ...the Byzantines advance to contact.
8) The Byzantine left pushes back the Muslim right.

Al-Azdi says that the first Byzantine attack came from their left at the Muslim right, and was, at least initially, successful:

"The the Byzantines fell on them like mountains and displaced the Muslims from the right flank to the center until a party of Muslims withdrew to the encampment."
There's some fun mayhem in al-Azdi's account - someone named Abd Yaghuth roars our "O men, O men!" and "500 of the toughest men" proceed to come to his call and counterattack. 

All this fighting sound pretty chaotic; some on the Muslim right manage to push their way back "...until they stood in the same line where they had stood before." but others beat cheeks to the safety of their hootch but run smack into the Real Housewives of Yarmouk and the Battle of the Tentpoles.

This story occurs twice in al-Azdi, in both the Byzantine flank attacks, so either it really happened - to the point where it passed into lore - or it was, like the chains, such a great story that no Muslim chronicler worth his hummus could pass up on it.

The right flank version goes like this:

"Holding poles - he said: "al-anahir means tent poles" - the women received the defeated Muslims who were fleeing and started hitting their faces with them.

Khawla bt. Tha'laba b. Malik b. al-Dakhsham took one of those poles and moved towards the defeated, declaiming in the rajaz meter:

"Oh fleer from God-fearing Women,
May you be shot with poison and death;
In a little (while) you will see captive women
Neither favored nor satisfied."

We're not told how the defeated Muslims responded to this chastisement - probably not gleefully; bad enough to have Byzantine mountains falling on you but when the Domestic Six whales on you with tent poles ranting about how pretty soon she's gonna be a dissatisfied captive it's pretty goddamned much - because then al-Azdi goes off on a warrior poetry rant about individual heroics featuring lots of bloody swords and falling skulls.

But apparently the Tent Pole Morale Beatings didn't work so well; some of the Byzantine left is said to have got in amongst the camp and the families - "about 20,000 of them entered into our encampment...entered into the Muslims' tents inside the encampment, wounded and some unwounded."

9) The Muslim right-wing cavalry led by Khalid counterattacks and defeats both Byzantine cavalry and infantry.

The description in al-Azdi is, well...frankly comical:

Then Khalid intercepted the Byzantines, of whom more than 100,000 were next to him. In command of about 1,000 horsemen only, he launched and attack on them.

This attack - outnumbered 100 to 1 - magically succeeds: 

Thus they were put to flight and we pursued them, killing them the way we wanted. Their left flank could not protect itself against our right flank.

This is, or course, nonsense, war-porn for Muslims. But I can see what could easily have happened; the Byzantines attack - probably with their heavy cavalry leading - and smash through the lines of Muslim infantry.

But the infantry dies hard, and slows the Byzantine cataphracts. Worse, the Byzantine horsemen get hung up in all the ash-and-trash of the camp, possibly even including Arab housewives with tent poles.

Here's an interesting possibility, described in Jandora (1985) as recounted in the 7th Century CE history attributed to one Sebeos (or Sepeos is how his name is spelled by Jandora); the Muslim camp was fortified by camels.

Seriously. Here's Jandora (1985):

Sepeos relates that the Arabs had placed their camel herds so as to form several defensive perimeters within their camp. When the cataphracti entered the camp, they found the Arab infantry defending from these positions. The camels were hobbled; thus the positions could not easily be overrun.
Camel antitank berms? Go figure!

As the Byzantine attack slows and starts to break up, Khalid's horsemen punch into the Byzantine force, taking many from the side or behind where they can't defend themselves - "killing them the way we wanted". 

This is where I kind of wonder about the reporting in the al-Buldan that the Ghassanid light cavalry "sided with the Ansar". 

Heavy cavalry, like heavy infantry, needs protection from fast-moving counterattacks to their flanks and rear. In front they can smash down opponents; from behind or the side their very weight of arms and armor can make them slow to react and dead if caught facing the wrong way.

So the left flank cataphracts should have had light cavalry screening their left which was "in the air", unprotected, against Khalid's counterattack. That should have been Jabala ibn al-Ayham's job, or one of his subordinates'. Why weren't they there?

Jandora (1985) thinks that they weren't because they were, if not rallying to the Muslim side, sitting this one out.

I have no idea one way or the other. Whatever the reasons, though, that light cavalry screen wasn't there and the Muslim horseman smashed in.

The Byzantine cavalry breaks in a bloody welter, riding through and possibly down their own infantry. Shaken, the infantry is meat for the Muslim cavalry, and the broken survivors flee back towards their own start lines.

Somewhere in this mess the Byzantine left-flank commander, "Durunjar", wraps himself up in his own shroud, complains that "this is a bad day", and is hacked down by Khalid and his horsemen.

Fuck yeah, buddy; that IS a bad day.

10) On the Byzantine right the same thing happens; the Muslim left is pushed back until the Muslim left-wing cavalry commander (Qays) counterattacks and the Byzantines are driven back.

Here al-Azdi is a lot more difficult and long-winded, so I'll try and bake it down a bit.

He starts by describing a little tiff between the two Byzantine officers; Ibn-Qanatir and Jirjis argue over who's got precedence. According to al-Azdi they don't settle anything and finally Ibn-Qanatir hoicks the Byzantine right forward, and the Muslim left gives way; "...the Muslims were put to flight and the left flank withdrew from its lines."

Here, though, the account meanders through a bizarre little tale of "...Byzantine men on Arab horses, but they did not look like the Byzantines..." and one of the Muslim troops who gets into a fight with one of these jokers and kills him. Then there's a lot more fighting, spears breaking, and the Muslim women show up whacking people with tent poles again.

(Oh, and someone named Umm Habiba bt. al-As asks God to do a damn-damn on anyone who beats cheeks:

"May God make ugly man who runs away from his spouse, may God may ugly man who runs away from his daughter.")

 There's more of this sort of stuff, until al-Azdi says Qays intervenes with the left-flank cavalry: 

"...he intercepted the Byzantines with his cavalry...he made them crash into one another, and the Muslims returned in pursuit of the Byzantines, fighting them."

11) Both Muslim cavalry wings converge and the Byzantines collapse.

Here's how al-Azdi describes it, right after talking about the Muslim left-flank cavalry routing the Byzantine right:

Khalid b. al-Walid also launched an attack on the Byzantines who were next to him on the right flank of the Muslims. So he launched an attack and he struck them until he forced them to their lines. When Khalid saw that Qays b. Hubayara had put the Byzantines who were next to him to flight and that the Muslims had launched a fierce attack on them, he attacked the Byantines who were next to him and made them crash into each other...all of the Muslims advanced on them little by little.

When they (the Muslims) drew near to them, they launched an attack on them, and thus the Byzantines started tearing down their lines and began to flee.

That's pretty much it; the Byzantines rout, the Muslims "kill them the way they wanted", and the actual fight is over. 

That's the whole tl:dr version - Byzantine flanks attack, Muslim cavalry counterattacks, envelops the Byzantines, who break, and the army disinegrates.

Oh, yeah. there's this:

12) The Byzantines rout, and many die falling into the ravine of the Yarmuk river.

Al-Azdi goes into paroxsyms of ghoulish delight describing this, as the Byzantine fugitives race panicked through the fog to "a place overlooking abysses beneath them" where "they started falling heedlessly therein" because "the last of them did not know what the first were facing".

Al-Azdi conjures up a gruesome comedy where the first bunch of terrified soldiers reach the edge of the cliff and are then launched into the void by the frantic group of fugitives tear-assing up behind them who can't see the guys in front through the fog and just boink them off the cliff. Third group boinks second into the air, crash, repeat.

This happens over and over until "about 100,000 men fell into them" - so many they could only be counted "with reeds".

This is another one of those "good stories" I really doubt. 

I'll bet that some of the routed Byzantines were killed preferring the drop in front to the swords and spears behind. Okay. But the whole fog thing is suspicious to begin with, given the Syrian climate in August, and this? 

It's just too good a "Story".

Nope. I think the Byzantines died like troops in routed armies die; by the hand of the soldiers on the winning side.

 13) The Muslims win.

That's pretty much it.

 Al-Azdi's account describes some Muslim pursuit of the broken remnants of the Byzantine force:

"In command of the cavalry, Khalid b. al-Walid pursued them, killing them in every valley, on every defile, on every mountain and in every direction..."

The emperor of Byzantium, disgusted by all this winning, says see ya wouldn't want to be ya amd buggers off to Constantinople. The Futuh al-Sham adds the Byzantine emperor's famous "farewell to Syria" as Heraclius grabs a hat:

"...he turned his face towards Syria and said "Oh, Syria, peace be upon you! A greeting from a departing person who realized he will never return to you again."


FWIW, Runciman's 1987 History of the Crusades: The First Crusade is cited in the Wikipedia as making Heraclitus' farewell a bit more poetic and less pissy:

"Farewell, a long farewell to Syria, my fair province. Thou art an infidel's (enemy's) now. Peace be with you, O Syria—what a beautiful land you will be for the enemy's hands."

Whatever.

The destruction of the Theodore/Vahan army opens all of Syria to the Muslims; Damascus and Homs/Hims are retaken and the Islamic armies push into the southeastern marches of Anatolia itself. The Muslim rule in the Levant has begun as it will last, with some Crusading interruptions, for the next 1,300 years or so.

With that, let's leave al-Azdi for a moment to discuss a weird incident detailed in Theophanes' Chronicle.

Theophanes and the Mutiny

Here's Theophanes again from Sources; remember this part?

"Battle was given and, on the first day, which was a Tuesday, the 23rd of the month Loos, the men of the sakellarios were defeated. Now the soldiers of Baanes rebelled and proclaimed Baanes emperor, while they abjured Herakleios.

Then the men of the sakellarios withdrew, and the Saracens, seizing this opportunity, joined battle. And as a south wind was blowing in the direction of the Romans, they could not face the enemy on account of the dust and were defeated. Casting themselves into the narrows of the river Hiermouchthas, they all perished, the army of both generals numbering 40, 000."
Couple of things about this.

First, notice the "first day" reference in the opening sentence? I think this is part of the "multi-day battle" trope we find in Wikipedia, Nicolle (1994) and, presumably, whatever source Nicolle is using. Theophanes is really the only other reference I can who mentions this thing.

It's not impossible, mind. But, as noted, 1) I can't find it detailed in any of the other primary sources, and 2) it contradicts al-Azdi, the most detailed account I can find, that suggests the whole fight happend in a relatively short time. 

So in the same way I'm dubious about the Wiki/Nicolle account, I'm not sure that Theophanes has this right.

Second, the "mutiny" thing itself is pretty bizarre. Theophanes breaks this down into three major pieces.

1) "...the men of the sakellarios were defeated."

To me this is an odd phrasing. Yes, the sacellerios Theodore was the notional commander-in-chief; all the men were his, at least in name if not in fact. But he's supposed to have turned over direct command to Vahan.

(BTW, Theophanes' account mentions two Byzantine officers leading the force engaged at Yarmouk; Theodore, whom he tags "the sakallerios" so we know he's the same guy in the other accounts, and someone named "Baanes" who is described as a co-commander. Presumably this has to be the Armenian we've been calling "Vahan" and al-Azdi calls "Bahan". This might be someone else! But given the bulk of the primary materials and the agreement of most secondary sources I'm willing to go with Theophanes' Baanes-is-Vahan...)
Is Theophanes implying that Theodore was actively commanding a portion of the army in the field? That seems to contradict every other source which has Vahan/Baanes as field commander; if any troopers were going to blame one of their leaders for fucking up, you'd think it'd be either Vahan or one of the flanking commanders, Buccinator/Qanatir or Durunjar.

But let's roll with this for now.

Anyhow, Theodore's guys - the cavalry? - were defeated, presumably in the flanking attacks. Then:

2)  "...the soldiers of Baanes rebelled and proclaimed Baanes emperor, while they abjured Herakleios."

Seems like a pretty odd time to be picking and choosing emperors, what with a pack of howling Muslims bearing down on the...infantry? But Jandora (1985), who's put some time into studying this fight, doesn't dismiss this out of hand:

"According to most sources the rout of the Byzantine infantry followed the defeat of the heavy cavalry. Only Theophanes reports that a mutiny occurred in the interim. It is quite plausible that, after seeing the Sacellarius mishandle the cavalry attack, the remaining troops...rebelled and proclaimed Baanes emperor."

Okay, well...I guess. Again, the whole business seems really implausible to me. It assumes that there's a tactical pause between the defeat of the flank attacks and the Muslim attack on the Byzantine center, long enough for the grunts to take a knee, chatter about who to blame for the goatscrew along the wings, and decide that the best option is to make their CINC the emperor in place of the guy who's hundreds of miles away.

What would they have done then, marched on Constantinople? The Muslims were unlikely to have been chill with that, to say the least. Why even bother?

Except...in combat people do do weird things. So...

3) "Then the men of the sakellarios withdrew, and the Saracens, seizing this opportunity, joined battle. And as a south wind was blowing in the direction of the Romans, they could not face the enemy on account of the dust and were defeated."

The implication here is that the cavalry(?) withdrew (retreated/routed?), the Muslims attacked the infantry(?) and beat them. 

The whole "south wind/dust" thing is just Theophanes trying to make excuses.

So about this whole thing? As you guessed - I'm skeptical. 

Again, Jandora (1985) is much more familiar with the sources than I am, and he doesn't dismiss Theophanes out of hand. But as a working soldier, I find the whole story peculiar; it's the sort of thing that a cleric writing long after the events might have heard as a war story ("This is no shit..!") and wrote it down because good story, right?

The Outcome: Decisive Muslim victory

The Impact: Huge.

Now, mind, Yarmouk is one of those "if not here and now, somewhere else sometime soon" kinds of things. As we've discussed, the eastern edges of the Byzantine Empire were in bad shape in the 600s CE, and the Rashidun Caliphate were the new bad boys in town. If the Muslims hadn't beaten the Byzantine field army in Syria in August of 636 they'd almost surely have won somewhere on some other day.

For the counterfactual "Byzantines win at Yarmouk" you have to reverse or avoid a whole series of priors; plagues, earthquakes, decades of war with Persia...the Byzantine problems weren't just military. The 7th Century CE was a rough patch for the Romans, and it's unlikely that they'd have been able to do more than put off the Muslim expansion for a decade or two even with a solid win in Syria that year.

But the collapse did come on the plateau above the Yarmouk that summer, and the ensuing Muslim conquest of Egypt, the Levant, and the remnants of Sassanid Persia set the stage for the succeeding Ummayid and Abbasid empires that saw the greatest expansion of Muslim power in world history.

Which, in turn, tied into a whole series of events coming out of Europe and Asia, ranging from the Mongol invasions to the Crusades that eventually ended up with Muslims outside Constantinople in 1453 CE, and outside Vienna some 230 years after that. 

And eventually to British MPs in Jerusalem...

...and French tanks below the Golan Heights of Syria.

I find Yarmouk both fascinating and infuriating.

Fascinating because, as we've discussed, it's such a critical piece of human history, and the event itself is such a shocking example of overthrow, a group of what would seem most unlikely conquerors shattering a centuries-old military power. 

The day at Yarmouk changed the whole political, military, religious, and social history of huge chunks of Europe, Asia, and north Africa. As a crucial event in the "Rise of Islam" it's immensely central to human history.

Infuriating because for all it's importance we know so little about it

Not the physical events of the day, not what was going on in the minds of the soldiers and officers, not even the physical reasons why what happened militarily happened...we are left with rumors and tales and conflicting testimony, often from people far removed in place and time from the events of that foggy August on the heights of the Hauran, on the day the slow-flowing waters of the Yarmouk ran dark with blood.