Seen today on the road home from the pandemic-grocery run:
Craig Audidriver: "What? You're kidding! I've only got forty thousand miles on this car!"
The Lord God: "Well, that may be, but the rotors are shot and the front pads have about two millimeters left on them, so maybe someone is telling you not to ride the fucking brake so much, K? Up to you, chief, but I'd recommend doing the front brakes before the next time you drive over to your side piece's place."
Craig: "My side...WHAT? How..?"
The Lord God:
Craig:
The Lord God: "You want I should rotate the tires while I'm at it?"
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Sunday, May 10, 2020
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
The Par 3 Fourteenth has a nasty dogleg right before the windmill...
The past weekend we ventured up to the Steakburger in scenic Hazel Dell, WA.
This place is fairly amazing - a sort of time warp without the pelvic thrust, it is a thumping piece of 1962 that remains virtually unchanged beside the mighty roar and thrum of Interstate Route 5.
Aside from the Space Age feel of the place, the burgs were fresh and good, the malts chocolate and malty and the miniature golf very, very retro.
In the days of my youth my ex and I used to holiday on the Jersey shore. There are three basic things to do on the Jersey shore: drink, go to the beach, and play either mini-golf or skee ball.
I hate fucking skee-ball.
But the mini-golf in Hazel Dell is pretty amazing, a whole two generations removed from the fancy lights and buzzers and whatnot of the Jersey shore. Peeper raced about from hole to hole, my father-in-law played a bad, methodical game, Mojo and I chaperoned the kids, and my sister- and mother-in-law abandoned halfway through to watch and help the kiddos.
Here Maxine experiments with a putting technique I suspect that Tiger Woods has already abandoned as unprofitable...So as you can see, much fun was had at the mini-golf behind the Steakburger in Hazeldell.
Aside from the Space Age feel of the place, the burgs were fresh and good, the malts chocolate and malty and the miniature golf very, very retro.
In the days of my youth my ex and I used to holiday on the Jersey shore. There are three basic things to do on the Jersey shore: drink, go to the beach, and play either mini-golf or skee ball.
I hate fucking skee-ball.
But the mini-golf in Hazel Dell is pretty amazing, a whole two generations removed from the fancy lights and buzzers and whatnot of the Jersey shore. Peeper raced about from hole to hole, my father-in-law played a bad, methodical game, Mojo and I chaperoned the kids, and my sister- and mother-in-law abandoned halfway through to watch and help the kiddos.
Here Maxine experiments with a putting technique I suspect that Tiger Woods has already abandoned as unprofitable...So as you can see, much fun was had at the mini-golf behind the Steakburger in Hazeldell.
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