Unfuckingglaublich!

I can't embed it, but follow the link to what has to be one of the funniest Downfall parodies yet; Hitler discovers that R-money's "secret video" has all but tubed the election.

I don't know if you could make this shit up and be funnier. Honestly, I'm no Obama fan, but this guy has some sort of political-reverse-Midas-touch.

If his party wasn't so scarily toxic I'd feel sorry for him. But as it is, I hope the bastard craters like Francis Gary Powers' U-2; we've had three terms of moderate Republicans and two of utterly-bugshit-nutbag-incompetent-weapons-grade-moron-Republican and look how far we are towards the Gilded Age as it is.

I can't afford to see a Republican elected in my lifetime; I'm too goddamn old to start living under a bridge and too goddamn picky to start eating out of a dumpster...

Die verfickte vuvuzelan.

I'll be back tomorrow with my observations on this year's World Cup Finals. But before that, my friend Mr. Schickelgruber had some observations to make on the ubiquitous droning horns we've been hearing every game:
I'm the Fire Direction Chief and I endorse this message.

Fucking vuvuzelas.