Monday, September 03, 2012

Heart of Darkness

Wanted to mention this because...well, because it's worth mentioning.

I was in attendance Friday when my beloved Timbers laid a 1-nil spanking on the Colorado Rapids. It was the usual roaring Timbers Army crowd, and the match, while a bit ragged, had enough lovely attacking pieces from the Boys that I went home that night well satisfied. There was a party in Portland...
Anyway, the Oregon Guard had a recruiting table set up over atop the East Stand
(and just as an aside, we really need a name for our stands. The North End - where the Army stands - is "The Shed End"; that's what you're looking at in the picture above. The low seats down near the Multnomah Athletic Club have been tagged the "Southern Front" by the club, and I'm fine with that. But the east and west stands don't have names, and I think that's too bad. Perhaps given the glossy Key Bank Club section we should call the East Stand (to your right in the above snapshot) the "Posh Porch" or something like that. Names. Need to think of them. Sorry, I'll go on.)
and I spent some time chatting up the two sergeants and the young private (who was the son of the platoon sergeant working there) manning the booth.

The SFC had returned from an Afghan deployment not long before, and we spent some time discussing how to hustle the East, and during our talk he repeated a statement several times that struck me, and I wanted to repeat it here. It went something like;

"They are the most loyal people in the world...to whoever's standing right there in front of them at the moment."

The sergeant clearly felt that this was a problem, and I have to agree - if you're an occupier, it IS a problem. Because it suggests that the moment your attention wanders someone else is going to come along and suborn your supposed "ally". That their loyalty is a thing of the moment, and liable to change with the wind or, at least, with the arc of fire of the muzzle of the weapon closest to them.

But - and here's the point of this - why would anyone who had spent more then ten minutes reading about the tale of the area that we call "Afghanistan" think anything different, or be surprised by this?
This part of the world has been the setting for generations of intrigue, conquest, double- and triple-dealing, coup, counter-coup, invasion, occupation, and between all that the continua of intertribal feud and power-grab. Your Afghan has probably grown up with the understanding that the key to survival and success in Afghan society is an instinctive feel for which way the winds of power are shifting, and adapting or influencing those shifts. Loyalty is a relative term; there are people that you HAVE to be loyal to - and the degree of loyalty and the relationship between you and those people are certainly flexible by individual - while there are many other people that command your services only so long as they can compel, cajole, or deceive you successfully.

The single biggest change that separates the Western Westphalian state from it's predecessor is the change from personal to institutional loyalties. In a tribe or a group loyalty is about people; in a "state" loyalty is about things, ideas, and places. The modern United States is about loyalty to an abstract idea, a Constitution, a social compact. The modern Afghanistan still tends toward an older tradition, and the notion that armed soldiers can change that in a decade...or a generation...is wishful thinking at best and utter madness at worst.
The sun was warm, and the noisy crowd excited, and the evening a colorful chaos of urban Portland out for a good time. But as the Guard sergeant repeated his assertion of Afghan changeability I didn't even have to close my eyes to see Conrad's dark African coast and hear the words he wrote:
"Once, I remember, we came upon a man-of-war anchored off the coast. There wasn’t even a shed there, and she was shelling the bush. It appears the French had one of their wars going on thereabouts. Her ensign dropped limp like a rag; the muzzles of the long six-inch guns stuck out all over the low hull; the greasy, slimy swell swung her up lazily and let her down, swaying her thin masts.

In the empty immensity of earth, sky, and water, there she was, incomprehensible, firing into a continent. Pop, would go one of the six-inch guns; a small flame would dart and vanish, a little white smoke would disappear, a tiny projectile would give a feeble screech—and nothing happened. Nothing could happen. There was a touch of insanity in the proceeding, a sense of lugubrious drollery in the sight; and it was not dissipated by somebody on board assuring me earnestly there was a camp of natives—he called them enemies!—hidden out of sight somewhere."

Sunday, September 02, 2012

Decisive Battles: Constantinople 717-718

Second Siege of Constantinople Dates: July 717-August 718
I wanted to discuss this, possibly the most important military event between the Fall of the Western Roman Empire in 476 and the Ottoman conquest of the city (and the final curtain on the "Roman" imperial polity) in 1453.

But...

There's a real problem with doing this in my usual way, and that's that we have almost no record of the military actions of the Second Siege. I'll get to this issue in the "Sources" section, but the accounts of the events of the tumultuous year that ended the Omayyad expansion into southeastern Europe are largely political or anecdotal in nature. The best we can do at this remove is make some guesses about what happened and why, so the "military lessons" from this engagement are perforce at a higher level than what is by rights the province of a sergeant.

I will, however, attempt to reconstruct the siege year and draw some conclusions from my results. But, unlike a typical "Decisive Battles" post, this one will address the geopolitical issues and outcomes of the 8th Century collision between the first wave of Islam and the last remnants of Rome.

Forces Engaged: Roman (Byzantine) Imperial - here's where we come up against our first encounter with the empty space where the military record of the Second Siege should be - we have no idea how large, or what units composed, the garrison of the city of Constantinople in 717. Those records must have existed - the Roman Empire still kept a professional standing army, with all the bureaucracy that implies - but in the succeeding 1300 years they were destroyed, lost, or mislaid. We have none of the imperial records of units assigned to the capital garrison as we have for much earlier times in Rome itself. So the best we can do is guess.

By the 8th Century the Byzantine version of the Roman Army had undergone significant changes from the classical short-sword-and-square-shield infantry legion of Augustus' times. Probably the most important change was the rise of the cavalryman. After the Gothic tribes showed how effective a heavy armed and armored man on a heavy horse could be the Byzantine/Romans did what any good soldier does - they adapted and overcame.
In addition to becoming a cavalry-heavy organization the Byzantine empire lacked the logistical efficiency of the earlier imperium. The Empire was unable to support a large force of full-time professionals, and therefore developed the "Theme" system.

Under this arrangement the Byzantine field armies ceased to become Imperial garrisons or expeditionary forces, controlled by the central administration in Rome (or Constantinople, as was now the case). The units were settled in provinces, or themata, and the army commander also became the local civil ruler.

This allowed the themata to become what we would think of as reservists; farmers or landholders most of the time but with their arms and armor on hand to form up when the barbarians came over the wire.

At the time of our Siege there were eight themata, but only two were close enough to the capital to have provided troops to the garrison; Thrace and Optimatoi.

In the 10th Century we have a TO&E for the Thracian theme that puts the total troop number at 9,600; I could not find a breakdown of cavalry and infantry but a typical Byzantine force would certainly have been at least half heavy cavalry, called cataphracts, armed with lance, bow and sword.

Don't confuse these guys with the ironheaded medieval chivalry that followed them; they were competent professional troopers equally comfortable skirmishing with the bow or charging home with long lance in hand. They could and would also fight on foot if needs must; no feudal pigheadedness about the "nobility" of the steed in these guys.

The remaining half would have been some combination, largely heavy melee infantry with a mixture of projectile-firers, slingers or more likely archers.

Light troops would probably have been hired "barbarian" horsemen; Turks, Arabs, Scythians or other Central Asians.
The problem with drawing too many troops from the themata, though, is that the remainder of the Empire had to be defended as well; the besiegers hadn't actually conquered the Anatolian mainland - as we'll see, they had moved through Byzantine territory as a mobile force, and other Arab incursions from the east, as well as potential Balkan raiders, were still a threat. So it's unlikely that the themata provided more than 8,000-10,000 troops or so to the garrison before the siege lines closed.

The primary garrison of the city, however, was drawn from what was called the tagmata "the regiments"; the full-timers, the Active Duty guys. There were four main tagmata units that would have been around the Emperor and the capital when the Arab banners showed up around the Golden Horn;

- The Scholai (Σχολαί, "the Schools"), was the senior unit, the direct successor of the imperial guards that replaced the Praetorians after Milvian Bridge. The Scholai of 717 were not genuine fighting soldiers, however; they had become a sort of parking place for young noblemen too incompetent to be given a troop command and too sparky to be happy lolling about Constantinople as a town clown.

The real imperial guards units included:

- The Exkoubitoi or Exkoubitores (Ἐξκούβιτοι, "the Sentinels"), and

- The Arithmos (Ἀριθμός, "Number") or Vigla (Βίγλα, from the Latin Vigiles, or Watch)

The actual Constantinople garrison included the Noumeroi (Gr. Νούμεροι, "Numbers"), and a similar regiment called "of the Walls" (τῶν Τειχέων in Greek).

Now...we have no fucking idea of the strength of these units. We know that the Exkoubitoi and the Arithmos were cavalry units and the Noumeroi were infantry, but other than that we can only guess. The numbers mentioned range from 1,000 to 4,000. Let's be generous and assume that a big city like Constantinople would need a sizeable garrison, so let's take the top number for the two city infantry units, together about 8,000 to 10,000. Let's assume probably about 5,000-6,000 for the two other guards units, plus another 5,000 for the sort of ash-and-trash that gets swept up whenever there's a real panic on, and you have a land garrison of roughly 25,000.

But the combat power of the Constantinople garrison wasn't primarily land-based. The city was surrounded on three sides by water, so the Home Fleet was a powerful component of the garrison.

Again, we have no real idea of the number of warships and sailors on hand to meet the Islamofascists of 717. The Byzantine fleet had been hammered pretty badly by Muslim warships at the "Battle of the Masts" in 655, and though the Imperial navy had been largely rebuilt, it also had a hell of a lot of the Mediterranean to patrol. So to assume that the fleet base at the capital moored no more then 300 to 400 galleys and no more then 10,000 sailors and marines probably isn't too harsh on the Imperials.

So, altogether, roughly 35,000 troops and 400 warships, all under the overall command of the Emperor Leo III (Λέων Γ), the so-called Isaurian who should have been called the Cunning, or the Sneaky. We'll hear more of His Sneakiness later.

Omayyad Caliphate - Here again, we're talking about accounts usually written decades or even generations after the events of 717-718, and often by men who had little or no military experience. Medieval chroniclers tended to exaggerate troop numbers wildly, either to celebrate their own forces' victory over the Heathen Hordes, or because they assumed that armies were just huge and invented numbers that sounded huge-y to them,

Here's what we've got:

An Arabic account written in Syria in the late 8th Century (i.e. geographically distant and outside the lifetime of the participants) just calls the Omayyad army "innumerable".

Writing about 300 years later "Michael the Syrian" pegs the Omayyad forces as 200,000 men and 5,000 ships; this is just ridiculous and can ignored.

Abu al-Hasan Ali ibn al-Husayn ibn Ali al-Mas'udi (أبو الحسن علي بن الحسين بن علي المسعودي ), writing in Egypt in the 10th Century comes up with 120,000 troops, and the 9th-century account by the monastic chronicler Theophanes puts the Omayyad fleet at 1,800 ships. Other guesstimates for the Arab forces put the land contingent at between 80,000 and 100,000 and the fleet at something between 800 and 1,000 vessels. It's really anyone's guess, but something like 80,000 troops sounds like the minimum needed for a siege of this sort, and 1,000 warships doesn't sound unreasonable.
As with the Byzantines, the composition of the Omayyad army is almost unknown. The Arab chroniclers claim that the most numerous and dependable element of the force was the ahl al-Sham, the "Army of Syria" that had formed the hard core of the Omayyad campaigns against the Romans. These troops would have included a mixture of melee infantry and foot archers, light cavalry and heavy cavalry similar to the Byzantine cataphracts.

For a siege the force probably included a fairly large number of "labor troops", a nice way of describing a bunch of poor bastards levied from the villages to do the dog-work of digging and carrying essential to taking a fortified place in the 8th Century.
This force was led by Maslamah ibn Abd al-Malik ( مسلمة بن عبد الملك ‎) and included the Omayyad commanders Umar ibn Hubaira, Sulayman ibn Mu'ad, and Bakhtari ibn al-Hasan (the Kitab al-'Uyun says Abdallah al-Battal instead of Bakhtari).

The Sources: We're dealing with the usual problems of ancient history again; the primary sources have been lost; army pay records, unit lists, first-hand accounts, letters, diaries - not many of those, anyway, in a largely illiterate age.

The secondary sources are usually written by monks or academics, whose military knowledge is scanty and credulity about military matters bottomless.

And even those sources are often lost; let's look at one, the Byzantine "history" of Theophanes "the Confessor".
First of all, this mook wasn't even born until some time in the middle 8th Century. By the time he was old enough to spit up his mother's milk the guys who had fought over the walls of Constantinople would have been in their fifties at best, those who were still alive.

His entire training for the job of military historian was the standard education for a Byzantine noble; reading and writing in Latin and Greek, typically the older Roman classics.

He is said to have written his historical chronicle (referred to as Annus Mundi ("Years of the World") probably because the text survived in Latin although the original would have been in Greek) some time in the early 9th Century; this, in turn, is supposed to have been not much more than an annotation and continuation of the Ἐκλογὴ Χρονογραφίας (Selection of Chronography) by an earlier monastic scholar, George Syncellus. Of this earlier work "(d)espite its obvious influence on and importance to later chronographic tradition, nothing survives of the original text" (Thornton, 2004).

I was not able to track down the provenance of the existing texts of Theophanes' work in the short time alloted to this post; I am guessing that it followed the typical monastic copyist routes until the Gutenberg Revolution. It seems to have been transcribed accurately enough, but begs the question of exactly how and from who Theophanes got his information.

We don't know, is how, and the who seems to have been largely other, older chroniclers up until the events of his recent past. We have no idea who told him the story of the Second Siege - he doesn't attribute anyone. It may well have been an eyewitness...or not. We just don't know.
Let's look at the Arab side of the hill. One of the main secondary sources is the Khitab Al 'Uyun, or Book of Springs, written some time in the 11th Century. This work is well discussed in Brooks (1899) in the Journal of Hellenic Studies article found here. In it Brooks (1899) states that the author of the work sourced mostly from two earlier Arab writers, al-Waqidi ( الواقدي) and primarily Abu Ja'far Muhammad ibn Jarir al-Tabari (أبو جعفر محمد بن جرير بن يزيد الطبري‎) whose monster work History of the Prophets and Kings ( تاريخ الرسل والملوك, Tarikh al-Rusul wa al-Muluk) forms the primary source for much of our understanding of the Omayyad period.

But the author of the Book of Springs includes a highly detailed - if, at times, highly creative - account of the political side of the campaign, and it is from this that we derive much of our understanding of the Arab strategy and movements.

But here, too, I cannot find any indication that a contemporary copy of either Al-Tabari's manuscript, or the later Book of Springs survived into the print era; both were preserved as later copies; al-Tabari as a Persian digest made nearly forty years after the author's death, and the later work as a European print edition.

On-line studies of this engagement are likewise sparse. The Wiki entry appears to be well-written and researched but suffers from the lack of military detail evident from all other sources. I could not find a single site that discussed the military aspects of the siege, probably because the details from the sources for the tactical and even the grand tactical operations are so sparse.

The usual sources are available for the forces engaged although, as I've noted above, many of the usual sorts of details we expect for military organizations such as size of units, number, and type are absent.

As you can tell; ancient history is damn frustrating.

The Campaign: To understand how a bunch of Arabs wound up slowly starving outside the walls of what is today the capital of the Republic of Turkey, a largely-Islamic state, you have to start with Rome.

Because by their lights the Byzantines WERE Romans. They called themselves that, and thought of themselves as the unbroken successors to the Caesars even though they spoke Greek instead of Latin, worshiped the God that the Caesars would have scoffed at (and in a rite that the then-Christians of Rome were horrified by and anathematized with all the bile they could scrape up), and were about as much like the classical Romans of the early Imperial period as a stone is like cheese.

But in fact the empire that ran out of Constantinople was about as Roman as anything left in the 8th Century. The fragmented mess that existed west of the Strait of Mamara was like nothing a Roman citizen of the glory years of imperium would have recognized, while the orderly edifice of Imperial power that emanated from Constantinople, well...that was Roman.

For centuries, the Eastern Rome - let's just agree to call it "Byzantium", though, just to satisfy convention - had looked East and South; down the Levantine coast to Egypt and northern Africa, and to the old "fertile crescent" of Iraq, Syria, and dreamed of India beyond.

Oh, sure, the Byzantines has frolicked about in the old Roman territories (remember the campaigns of Belisarius? Yeah, them) back in the 6th and 7th Centuries. But the center of Byzantium was in Anatolia - modern Turkey.

And for that entire time the Byzantines clashed with the Persian empire of the Sassanids. The story of the Byzantine-Sassanid Wars - and there were a pantsload of them, follow the link - lasted over the whole of the 6th Century and is a tale all of its own. But the short version is that the two fairly evenly-matched enemies battered each other until they were both worn out.
The Wiki entry above sums this ginormous clusterfuck up concisely and viciously:
"The devastating impact of this last war, added to the cumulative effects of a century of almost continuous conflict, left both empires crippled. When Kavadh II died only months after coming to the throne, Persia was plunged into several years of dynastic turmoil and civil war. The Sassanids were further weakened by economic decline, heavy taxation from Khosrau II's campaigns, religious unrest, rigid social stratification, and the increasing power of the provincial landholders. The Roman Empire was even more severely affected, with its financial reserves exhausted by the war, the Balkans now largely in the hands of the Slavs, Anatolia devastated by repeated Persian invasions and the empire's hold on Syria, Mesopotamia, Palestine and Egypt loosened by many years of Persian occupation."
And there was worse - the Empire was constantly torn up by civil wars.

Part of this was the old devil of Roman rule; a province couldn't be kept too weak or the barbarians would be tempted to take a slap at it. But make it too strong and the governor would be tempted to try his hand as king. So the fringes of Empire alternated between barbarian wars (from raids all the way up to full-scale invasions) and rebellions.

All very familiar and very trying, yes, but...

But overtopping everything else was the completely unexpected ex oriens semper aliquid novi of the 7th Century; the Muslims.

We talked about the rise of Islam back in March of 2009 in discussing the Battle of Badr. That little scrum had been fought at nearly the exact moment that the Sassanid Persians finally went down for the third time. If the Byzantine and Sassanid commanders had been directed to take note of some tiny desert skirmish fought who-the-fuck-knew-where between a couple of gangs of scruffy Arab heatherns versus god-pesterers they'd have laughed themselves sick.

But fifty years later the laugh was on the other side of the Byzantine's faces.

The Arabs had boiled out of the worthless sands of the Arabian peninsula like something out of a scary Bible story and had started beating the living homoousios out of the Byzantine garrisons. The Rashidun caliphs snatched Syria and Egypt; their successors the Omayyads completed the conquest of North Africa (and on into Spain) and began pushing into the Byzantine heartland of Anatolia. The attacks culminated in an opportunistic years-long "siege" of Constantinople between 674 and 678.
The Omayyad forces weren't really prepared for an assault; it seems that they had been just doing their usual attack-the-Byzantine thing and had ended up camped out around the imperial capital. They had no battering train and "siege" lines were so loose that the city was never in real danger of starvation, the other sure winner for besiegers back in the days before high explosives. Eventually Caliph Muawiyah's guys decided to quit dicking around outside the walls and sloped off back to Syria.

Then the two enemies spent much of the next forty-odd years focused on internal problems rather than each other.

First the Omayyads had a civil war. That kept them occupied for a decade or so.

The Byzantines' bad luck was that just as the Omayyads sorted out their rebels the Byzantine Empire spent twenty years going through a period that comes across as one hell of a good story but as one seriously screwed up form of government.

It all started with a gomer called Emperor Justinian II (who rejoiced in the improbable nickname of Rhinotmetus (ὁ Ῥινότμητος) which means "slit-nosed"; wonderful, yes, but what the fuck? Wait, it gets better), who turned out to be a major asshole. He managed to piss off pretty much everyone in the Empire to the point that in 695 they up and kicked him out. To be sure he was a goner someone cut off his nose (slit-nose, get it? Politics in Byzantium was a full-contact sport, baby...) and exiled the noseless son-of-a-bitch.

Which didn't stop him for a moment. He proceeded to strangle two wanna-be assassins with his bare hands, returned to Constantinople a decade later behind a horde of Bulgarian (old enemies of Byzantium from the European side of the ditch) wild men, snuck into the city through a drain, took it back and, with his brand-new shiny golden nose (See? See? Is this a great story, or what?) taped firmly in place proceeded to butcher all his old enemies and eff the place up for another six years or so, until a whole new bunch of people who hated his ass finally killed him.
And replaced him with a guy who lasted two years.

Who got kicked out and replaced with another guy who lasted...two years.

Who was in turn kicked out and replaced with a guy who lasted...you guessed it...two years.

Who was finally replaced by our man Leo III.
Meanwhile the Bulgars were romping in the west and the Arabs in the east. The Byzantine Army was one hell of a damn fine outfit; it managed to keep things pretty well together while all these aristocratic ding-dongs were kacking each other and everyone else they could get hold of. But things changed in 715.

That year a fella named Sulayman bin Abd al-Malik ( سليمان بن عبد الملك‎) climbed the gaddi in Damascus. Somebody had told him that a Caliph with the name of a prophet - Solomon - would take the Imperial city. Apparently Sulayman was no slouch, and he set out to assemble the forces to do just that.

Meanwhile, the current Byzantine Emperor was a former tax farmer ruling as Theodosius III. This poor idiot had been hoicked on the throne by the Fleet as an afterthought to a mutiny and is said to have been a boob as well as a functionary. He did what he could, which wasn't much, but he didn't have much time (two years, remember?).

In September 715 the Omayyad advance forces pushed into Anatolia, marching westwards along what is now the south coast of Turkey. In the spring of 716 the Omayyad fleet joined in cruising the south coast. Back in Syria Maslamah ibn Abd al-Malik - y'know, let's just call him "Maslamah" from now on - waited with the main force.

Our boy Maslamah had already started playing footsie with Leo-the-then-Isaurian who was the commander of the powerful Anatolian Theme. Hard to say what these two were playing at; it's likely that both we trying to bullshit the other. Leo may have promised to take over as an Omayyad vassal, while Maslamah probably just wanted Leo to stir stuff up and make it easier for his own takeover bid.

The first time this played out was at the "strategically important fortress of Amorium" (which is no longer a place, by the way; the ruins are in west central Turkey near the little town of Hisarköy).
Anyway, Maslamah's commanders showed up outside this place with all their bag and baggage, fierce nasty Arabs and all, and offered the good citizens of Amorium a deal; hail Leo as Byzantine emperor, or get what the residents of conquered cities usually got (that is, to get raped, then killed, then probably raped some more).

The folks of Amorium said yabetcha! but still did not open the gates; no fools they.

Not long after Leo himself comes farkling up smartly with a corporal's guard, and starts running his jaw. And here the plot really thickens.

Because Leo seems to have had the measure of Maslamah's guy (it's probably Sulayman ibn Mu'ad, the commander of the lead element) and Maslamah himeslf. The Book of Springs says this about him:
"And Leo used to go to Maslamah in his position at Ammuriya (Amorium) and converse and negotiate with him with fraud and deceit, until he said, "If Maslamah had been a woman, and I had then chosen to seduce her, I would have done it, and he would never have refused me anything that I desired of him."
First, let's linger on the image of steamy hot 8th Century man-love for a momen...nah, let's not. But as a passing observation, you'll note the fixation the author of the Book of Springs has for Maslamah as - for lack of a more polite term - Leo's bitch. We'll hear more on that subject before we're done.

Leo managed to finesse his way out of Amorium, leaving the Omayyad forces outside, a small Byzantine garrison inside, and himself off to Constantinople to kick poor dumb Theo the Third off the throne and take his place. Sulayman had to withdraw east, out of food and unable to take Amorium and therefore leaving a potential enemy in his rear.

And just in time, too; Maslamah was coming on strong with the main Arab army straight for Amorium. Because he thought his puppet-emperor Leo was still his pal he did not trash the Armeniac and Anatolic themes - he still thought the governors there were his allies.

Maslamah responded to the news that Leo had punked him out by changing direction and starting a act like an invader: he attacked Akroinon, sacked Sardis and Pergamon, and marched to the west coast of Turkey for the winter, with his fleet spending the winter of 716-717 along the south coast.

In early summer of 717 Maslamah ordered up his fleet and crossed the Hellespont into Thrace, southwest of the imperial capital. The approach march to Constantinople is a reaving; the Arabs take what they can and burn the rest, human and material both. Some time in mid-July the Omayyad army reaches the landward side of the city and built classic lines of circum- and contravallation to begin the siege in earnest.

The Book of Springs claims that at this point Leo offered to pay a gold coin for every resident. Maslamah refused; he was there for the fight.

The Arab fleet is said to have arrived in 1 SEP 717; on 3 SEP various squadrons began anchoring on the both shores around of Constantinople while the main fleet sailed northeast past the city and cut off the supply lines from the Black Sea.

Constantinople was invested for the second time in fifty years.

The Engagement: Here's where we start to lose our sight picture; we just don't know what happened, the tactical to-and-fro of a year-long siege. We do know a couple of incidents, however. The first happened within the first several days, according the our guy Theophanes.

As the last twenty-odd vessels in the Arab fleet were sailing past the capital they lost the wind and - presumably pushed south and west by the current - were pushed down onto the seawalls where a Byzantine squadron sortied and attacked them with Greek fire.
Let's stop right here for a moment and talk about this stuff, because it's usually described as the secret weapon that saved Byzantium and Constantinople in 717. Basically, what it was was napalm.
Sure, there's some big mysteries to it - we don't know exactly what is was made of, or how it was "projected"; apparently it needed some special flamethrower-type devices like the one pictured below - but, basically, it was the same sort of thing you've seen in every film about the Pacific War; a tank full of nasty flammable stuff that shot out and fried you to a crisp.

This stuff was probably the first "state secret"; security was so good that the actual gimmick has been lost - nobody wrote down the whole macguffin and eventually someone died without passing it on. But it was a new thing, a shocking terror weapon in 717, and it apparently had a stunning effect on the Arabs.
The Wiki entry says that
"Theophanes reports that some went down with all hands, while others, burning, sailed down to the Princes' Islands of Oxeia and Plateia. The victory encouraged the Byzantines and dejected the Arabs, who, according to Theophanes, had originally intended to sail to the sea walls the same night and try to scale them using the ships' steering paddles."
Which, by the way, sounds idiotic and the sort of thing that a damn monk would think was a cunning sort of fighting stunt. Jesus, padre, why don't you stick to writing about what you know..? Sorry; back to Theo -
"The same night, Leo drew up the chain between the city and Galata, closing the entrance to the Golden Horn. The Arab fleet became reluctant to engage the Byzantines, and withdrew to the safe harbour of Sosthenion further north on the European shore of the Bosporus."
We also have a report of another fleet action the following spring, more about which later.

But of siege actions?

Nothing.

We talked about sieges just earlier this year, when we were discussing the Battle of Canton in 1841. Well, what was true in 1841 was true in 717; there were three ways of getting into a defended city; over, under, and through.

Well, the Walls of Theodosius were some damn fine walls. Here's a typical section; nasty, isn't it? Any sensible infantryman would take one look at that thing and whistle for the nearest artilleryman.
Even in ruins they're pretty impressive, and to batter them down would probably have taken more of a siege train than Maslamah had brought with him.
Except from all accounts it seems pretty evident that he a) hadn't brought a siege train and b) hadn't brought anything to construct one.

The big wall-smashing counterweight trebuchets hadn't been invented yet - they came along sometime in the late 11th Century. The versions extent in the 8th Century were something called "traction trebuchets" that were basically a big staff sling; a long arm that you pulled on that tossed a rock.
As you can see, these rocks were pretty small. It would have taken a lifetime to batter down those big walls this those little pissant traction trebuchets. But there are no reports of siege engines of any sort. No towers, no rams. Nothing.

So "through" doesn't seem to have been in the plans. "Under" - mining - wasn't much faster, although I imagine that the Arabs may have tried. But mining was a pretty specialized profession even then, and I doubt whether the attempts got anywhere.

So if through was out - and the other way "through", treachery, was surely tried but went nowhere - and so was under, then the only other real option was over; escalade.

And that's where the Greek Fire comes in. I'll bet that the Arabs tried a couple of throw-the-ladders-against-the-wall-and-climb-like-buggery schemes. But when every time you start up the ladder you get quick-fried to a crackly crunch, or baked to a delicate crunch?

Sod THAT for a game of soldiers.

So you could pretty much see how the Arab army got nowhere for a year. But the question it raises to me is; why the hell did they STAY there for a year?

The fleet was cringing in harbor and the Byzantines were clearly not going to get peckish and come crawling out begging for some fois gras and fizzy water drinks anytime soon.

All the methods of ground attack were pretty much obviously - as in "within a week or two" obviously - somewhere between "Gee, that doesn't seem like a good idea..." and "OhmyfuckingAllah!"

So the only hope was for some sort of epidemic to break out, or a wall to suddenly collapse, or a revolution to break out...in other words, an improbable to impossible miracle to happen.

And the thing is that time was not on the Omayyads' side.

The chronicles say that initially the Arab supply situation was fairly decent; they had even brought grain to plant (although how well that went, planting in high summer, I can't imagine...). The Thracian side had been pretty damn well ruined, though, and so there was not much else there to eat if the logpacs ran short.

The Book of Springs claims that Leo the Sneaky Isaurian kept up his shenanigans all winter. Supposedly he either tricked Maslamah into handing over most of his grain supplies (WTF?) or into burning them to show the defenders that he was coming over the wall that night (ummm...not sure how that one worked). Mind you, the Byzantine sources say nothing of this, so it's hard to credit the more outrageous tales.

But the bottom line was that the Omayyad Army sat outside the walls of Constantinople all winter, freezing and starving.

Because the winter of 717-718 was a bad one; snow is reported to have stuck for over three months, in the relatively mild northeastern Levant.

And the neighbors were nasty, too, either from natural cussedness or Sneaky Leo's machinations. Supposedly the besieging force fought and lost a fight against the Bulgars. Theophanes says this was a big battle and that Maslamah's force lost 22,000 men. This seems unlikely, since such a major engagement would have likely been reported elsewhere, but is is clear that the Bulgars and Omayyads clashed, whether because the Bulgars attacked the Arab siege lines per a treaty with the Byzantines or because the Omayyads sent foraging parties into Bulgarian territory (which is what the Syriac Chronicle of 846 says happened).
Don't be fooled by the coy little smile on the Bulgar lass in the picture above; the real Bulgars were a bunch of nasty former horse-nomads with an attitude more like the guy with the scowly face over there on the right.

All in all it was a pretty sucky winter to be an Arab trooper.

As the rations ran out first the jawans ate the livestock, and then anything green, and then even the bark and roots of the trees.

Paul the Deacon, writing later in the century, claimed a ridiculous 300,000 deaths from starvation and disease. But, still; the toll was ruinous. Even the Caliph, Sulayman, died in his quarters in Palestine (that was just a coincidence, by the way...).
In the early spring the new Caliph, Umar II, sent 400 ships from Egypt and 360 ships from Africa with supplies and dispatched fresh troops through Anatolia to reinforce the besiegers.

But the majority of the crews of the relieving squadrons were galvanized Muslims - recent more or less forced converts (or out-and-out Coptic Christians) from Egypt and North Africa. When they arrived within swimming (or rowing) distance of their Jesus-freak pals the Byzantines they headed over the hill most quick smart.

They also warned the defenders about the incoming reinforcements, so the Byzantine fleet sortied again, used their flame weapons again, and again destroyed the Arab task forces.

Meanwhile a Byzantine thematic force bushwhacked the Omayyad relief column in the hills around Sophon, south of the city of Nicomedia, and decimated it.

With the reinforcements and resupply destroyed, the "siege lines" porous, and the methods of forcing entry impractical, the siege had clearly failed.

So later in the the summer Caliph Umar ordered Maslamah to retreat, and on 15 AUG 718, the feast of the Dormition of the Theotokos (what Roman Catholics call the "Assumption of Mary"), the defenders woke to find the walls of circumvallation deserted and the Arab fleets sailing east.

The siege of thirteen months was over.

Mind you, 718 still had a further reaming in store for the hapless Omayyad troops; more ships were lost in a storm in the Sea of Marmara and still more to fire...when they sailed into a volcanic ash cloud from an eruption of Santorini!

I can only imagine what the hapless survivors of this goatscrew were thinking. If I had been an Omayyad troop I'd have had some choice words for the re-up guy when he came around after that, I can tell you. Allah wept. What a mess.

Even the Arab sources estimate some 150,000 casualties; again, a massive exaggeration but some sense of the disaster that was so great that even the paid Omayyad scribes couldn't ignore or downplay it...

The Outcome: Strategic Byzantine Victory

The Impact: Given the obvious inability of the Omayyads to make a dent in the walls of Constantinople the counterfactual - the city falls and with it, the Byzantine Empire nearly 700 years before the actual collapse in the 15th Century - seems wildly improbably and surely is. In fact, the Caliphate had reached it's high-water-mark in the first half of the 8th Century. This defeat and the inability of the Muslim forces in Iberia to breach the Pyrenees (or, indeed, to reduce the Christian kingdoms in northern Spain), meant that Europe would remain Christian and Western until the conquerors issued out again with the weaponry, tactics, and organization of the Enlightenment to subjugate the rest of the World.

The losses were difficult for the overstretched Omayyad Caliphate to replace, while the Byzantines under Leo the Wily got a second wind and even managed to regain some of the eastern territories lost in the 7th Century. By the time the Abbasids replaced the Omayyads in the middle of the 8th Century the initial wave of Muslim expansion had been stopped. The next outward push would have to wait for the arrival of the Ottomans hundreds of years later.
In regards the actual fight you have to wonder what the hell Maslamah was thinking. He must have known the strength of the land defenses of the city - the earlier siege was within living memory. And yet his forces were pathetically unprepared for either an assault or a bombardment, and the fleet proved shockingly incapable of the task of blockading. All he could have accomplished was what he did - sitting around on his ass watching the Byzantines flip C-rat crackers at him.

Maybe if his admirals had had a little more sack.

Mind you, the Second Siege may be one of the few times in military history when a single weapon - not a combination of weapons like the fast tank-aircraft-radio of the blitzkrieg campaigns of 1939 and 1940 - had a decisive impact on a major engagement. Greek Fire seems to have been a genuine game-changer, and it's pretty incredible that the secret, since military secrecy is usually highly perishable (almost every weapon can be captured and reverse-engineered from the captured equipment) has remained as such to this day.

Touchline Tattles: At such a vast remove there is little I can find to add a human dimension to this story - the wild tale of Justinian, The Man With The Golden Nose aside. Instead, let me give you al-Tabari, whose History of the Prophets and Kings has another of those bizarre Maslamah-you-is-mah-woman-now stories (what is it about the Arab chroniclers and abusing guys by calling them out as chicks?) about him and Leo the Extra Cunning;
"And Leo...wrote to Maslama, telling him what had happened and asking him to allow enough corn to be brought in...to make them believe that he and Maslama were at one, and that they were secure from captivity and removal from their country, and to grant them a night to carry off the corn.

It was carried away during the night.and in the morning Leo fought; and he had tricked him by a trick with which a woman would not have been deceived."
Oooooh, snap!

Saturday, September 01, 2012

September 1, 2012

I sit in one of the dives
On Fifty-second Street
Uncertain and afraid
As the clever hopes expire
Of a low dishonest decade:
Waves of anger and fear
Circulate over the bright
And darkened lands of the earth,
Obsessing our private lives;
The unmentionable odour of death
Offends the September night.

Accurate scholarship can
Unearth the whole offence
From Luther until now
That has driven a culture mad,
Find what occurred at Linz,
What huge imago made
A psychopathic god:
I and the public know
What all schoolchildren learn,
Those to whom evil is done
Do evil in return.

Exiled Thucydides knew
All that a speech can say
About Democracy,
And what dictators do,
The elderly rubbish they talk
To an apathetic grave;
Analysed all in his book,
The enlightenment driven away,
The habit-forming pain,
Mismanagement and grief:
We must suffer them all again.

Into this neutral air
Where blind skyscrapers use
Their full height to proclaim
The strength of Collective Man,
Each language pours its vain
Competitive excuse:
But who can live for long
In an euphoric dream;
Out of the mirror they stare,
Imperialism's face
And the international wrong.

Faces along the bar
Cling to their average day:
The lights must never go out,
The music must always play,
All the conventions conspire
To make this fort assume
The furniture of home;
Lest we should see where we are,
Lost in a haunted wood,
Children afraid of the night
Who have never been happy or good.

The windiest militant trash
Important Persons shout
Is not so crude as our wish:
What mad Nijinsky wrote
About Diaghilev
Is true of the normal heart;
For the error bred in the bone
Of each woman and each man
Craves what it cannot have,
Not universal love
But to be loved alone.

From the conservative dark
Into the ethical life
The dense commuters come,
Repeating their morning vow;
"I will be true to the wife,
I'll concentrate more on my work,"
And helpless governors wake
To resume their compulsory game:
Who can release them now,
Who can reach the deaf,
Who can speak for the dumb?

All I have is a voice
To undo the folded lie,
The romantic lie in the brain
Of the sensual man-in-the-street
And the lie of Authority
Whose buildings grope the sky:
There is no such thing as the State
And no one exists alone;
Hunger allows no choice
To the citizen or the police;
We must love one another or die.

Defenceless under the night
Our world in stupor lies;
Yet, dotted everywhere,
Ironic points of light
Flash out wherever the Just
Exchange their messages:
May I, composed like them
Of Eros and of dust,
Beleaguered by the same
Negation and despair,
Show an affirming flame.

~ W.H. Auden (September 1, 1939)

Friday, August 31, 2012

I Knew A Woman

(By Theodore Roethke)
I knew a woman, lovely in her bones,
When small birds sighed, she would sigh back at them;
Ah, when she moved, she moved more ways than one:
The shapes a bright container can contain!
Of her choice virtues only gods should speak,
Or English poets who grew up on Greek
(I’d have them sing in chorus, cheek to cheek).
How well her wishes went! She stroked my chin,
She taught me Turn, and Counter-turn, and Stand;
She taught me Touch, that undulant white skin;
I nibbled meekly from her proffered hand;
She was the sickle; I, poor I, the rake,
Coming behind her for her pretty sake
(But what prodigious mowing we did make).
Love likes a gander, and adores a goose:
Her full lips pursed, the errant note to seize;
She played it quick, she played it light and loose;
My eyes, they dazzled at her flowing knees;
Her several parts could keep a pure repose,
Or one hip quiver with a mobile nose
(She moved in circles, and those circles moved).
Let seed be grass, and grass turn into hay:
I’m martyr to a motion not my own;
What’s freedom for? To know eternity.
I swear she cast a shadow white as stone.
But who would count eternity in days?
These old bones live to learn her wanton ways:
(I measure time by how a body sways).

Forty-six years ago you parted company with your mother for the first time; today you are with her and parted from me, yet you will not be parted from me. You are my North, my South, my East and West, my working week and my Sunday rest, my noon, my midnight, my talk, my song.

I know our love will not last forever.

But I can hope that it will last as long as we live.

Happy Birthday, love.

March of Folly



As it is now, so it ever was:

This is what I was talking about in the previous post.

It's blatantly clear that the GOP has decided to double down on the Gilded Age this year.

There is no other "plan" there.

The Romney/Ryan agenda is the same goddamn thing we've been seeing from the U.S. Right since Goldwater; crony capitalism, corporate welfare (largely in the form of massive "investment" in weapons systems and military hardware), deregulation, tax cuts, deconstruction of the New Deal social safety net, and generally comforting the comfortable and afflicting the afflicted.

That's not surprising, and that's not unexpected.

What IS surprising to me is the number of Americans who seem to approve of all this.

Because the proposed GOP end-state is not a good thing for the non-two-yacht family.

Because outside the very wealthy - what used to be referred to in Kenya by the delightful term "wa-Benzi" ("the tribe of the Mercedes Benz") - the rest of us depend on a beneficent government for a decent shot at economic and social success, a level runup to the Pursuit of Happiness.

We depend on regulations to ensure us wholesome foods, and safe work and living places. (Those "onerous regulations"? They didn't happen because the Regulation Fairy decided to fuck over the Wealth Producers. They happened because the Producers gave us this
...and this...
(That's Love Canal, BTW and you can pretty much replace it with every other toxic shitdump near your home where some business decided that it was too expensive to deal with their waste and simply tossed it for you to inhale and ingest). Onerous, my ass).

We depend on government to repair our roads and bridges. To pay judges and policemen and home inspectors and engineers enough that they will be relatively honest and impartial.

We depend on government to do all the things we can't do by ourselves - try being your own freeway or armored division or weather service and see how well that works.

And the GOP has no intention of doing any of this. Okay, well, they seem to like the armored division thing. But otherwise, no, and not well.

But they can't SAY that. Because generally Americans like their water drinkable, their air clean, their jobs safe, and their plumbers well-trained.

Like Lee Atwater said all those years ago; you have to say "forced busing" or "excessive regulation" instead of what you mean, which is that Evil Gummint is taking your money and giving it to lazy black people and pettifogging bureaucrats.

Mind you, the modern Left has lost it's nerve, it's integrity, and it's vision. I cannot see anyone on what passes for the liberal side of the U.S. aisle who possesses any shred of interest in fighting, genuinely fighting, for the interests of those not wealthy enough to buy a Congressman or two. Sure, they'll talk a good talk, but the Democratic Party - all that passes for "liberal" in this country - is more than willing to sit on their hands and watch the return of neofeudalism and a second Gilded Age. I have nothing but contempt for them, whining naethings that they are.

But the GOP and its intellectual siderunners the libertarians have utterly lost their collective minds, and that is what is largely driving this hellbound bus.

My friend seydlitz likes to propose elegant, academic rationales for what he sees as this unprecedented recent collapse of the U.S. middle and working class and the return of the elites. He's a hell of a smart guy and it shows; he writes and (I suspect) thinks like an officer, and a damn good one.

But I'm an old sergeant, and I think like a sergeant.

And sergeants know; most people are and always have been fucking fuckwits who would gleefully slam their own dicks in a door if they thought there was a nickel or a bag of candy for them in it.
Going back to the very top of the post you can see that We the People have ALWAYS been willing to believe a comfortable lie rather than the unpleasant truth, always been willing to go along with the con man who tells us what we want to hear rather than do the hard, difficult, unrewarding work of finding out the facts and figuring out what they mean.

So here I am again standing on the curb, watching the Great Parade of American Stupid pass by, waving flags, cheering and chanting for their own future destitution and desuetude, and I cannot seem to make them see or understand the inevitable horrific end of their March of Folly.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Stewardship

The Fire Direction crew had a pleasant weekend vacationing along the Coast, staying at the Steward's House on the grounds of Fort Columbia, one of the rivermouth defenses I talked about during our discussion of the "Battle of Clatsop Plains" back in June.
The weather - always a consideration when traveling with children, let alone vacations in general - was perfect; bright and breezy. The kiddos loved the beach, Mojo loved the quiet charm of the former Coast Artillery post, and I enjoyed the chance to just drift. No work, no news, nothing to pull me this way or that.

Well, except the children.
Those of you who are parents will know that there is no such thing as "placid" where kiddos get involved. My daughter in particular is a viciously early riser - "We're the light sleepers, Daddy...mommy and the Boy are heavy sleepers!" the Girl crowed as we shared a bath together at 6 a.m.

No, I'm not kidding. Such is modern childrearing, at least around here and now.
I'm sure if I had turned up alongside my father's bed in the pre-dawn hours and reminded him that he'd promised to tub with me he would have told me in no uncertain terms to piss off back to bed.

I got up and ran the tub. Some things change in forty years.

Still, we all loved playing on the strand, and the huge kites at Long Beach, Washington, where we stumbled into something called the "kite festival". I had made sure to bring some beach agates, acquired at the local rock shop, to salt the beach near Cape Disappointment so that the Girl could find her treasured agates. The Boy did surprisingly well for a couple of days without videogames. Mojo slept late, read, walked, and relaxed.
It was altogether fine.

Oh - and before I get off the subject, let me recommend the little "Columbian Cafe" to you. If you're ever in Astoria around suppertime, I thoroughly recommend you try this place; the freshest of local seafoods and pastas, all prepared in the master's unique style.
My Dungeness-crab-in-lemon-caper-linguine was to die for, is all I'm sayin'. Go and try it.
But no sooner had we returned to Portland than Mojo and the kiddos packed and flew off to New England to visit the Gellar grandparents, leaving me to batch it alone in the Fire Direction Center.
And my work took the opportunity to load me down with a pantsload of things to do. I've been getting home at seven or eight each night, and, foolishly, I assumed that I'd have acres of time with the family away to finally refinish the bedroom floor.
Sheeyeah.
Anyway, that's going apace, but it's been a damn busy week so far and I've had little opportunity for posting, even though I've been eaten up with frustration watching and reading the accounts of the carnival of mendacity that had been this season's GOP convention.
But that's another post entirely.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

For This Relief

I would like to claim that I have not been posting much because it's been too fucking hot to sit over a whirring hard-disk fan.

Or because I've been up before dawn and often home after dark.

I've had a month of those, yes.

But that isn't why I haven't been posting.



It's because every so often I look outside my little world; my home, my work, my immediate friends and family, and see what my country has become and I'm just dog-sick and tired.

I just don't have anything decent to say, I don't have anything at all to say other than a long string of expletives, and even though I'm proud of my gift for bad language I'm not sure you really come here for that.

For example, just this week I happened across a couple of news items - one local, the other national - that made me want to throw something heavy and breakable, like a coffee cup, against the wall.

One was the ridiculous tizzy over the whole "legitimate rape" statement of the GOP candidate for the U.S. Senate in Missouri.
And my furor was probably not about what you'd think.

Of COURSE Todd Akin doesn't really think that there's a magical "off" switch in your uterus that locks out rapist sperm but lets in sweet-lovin'-baby-makin'-daddy sperm.

Todd Akin thinks that every damn sperm is sacred.

Which makes him no different that forty zillion other Republican douchenozzles that have nothing better to do than blabber on to everyone within earshot about what happens north of women's labia minora as if it's their own personal safety deposit box and Christmas present.

Todd Akin is a Christopathic bag of wind.

That's NOT the problem.

No. The problem is - what the FUCK are we doing talking about rape and pregnancy in the first place?

Or abortion?

Or anything ELSE having to do with "who puts what where" during an election for the U.S. Senate?

Is rape, pregnancy, or abortion now a Federal crime?

Did someone make Senators obstetrician/gynecologists by fiat when I wasn't looking?

Is the World's Supposedly Greatest Deliberative Body now also running a 24-hour-rape-crisis-hotline-and-VD-clinic?

I don't think so.

So...what in the thrice-damned name of Sumner Brooks are we talking about this crap for?

Why would any sane American, let alone a sane American who aspired to membership in the nation's senior legislative body, want to have anyfuckingthing to do with legislating what happens inside a woman's womb?

Are we fucking mad?

Until fetal viability what happens there, frankly, in my opinion, is between the woman and her conscience. Or the woman and her partner. Or her family. Or whoever else she chooses to involve.

The rest of us - as people, as her neighbors, as her fellow citizens, can drink a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up and let her get on with what she needs to do. If she's a competent adult, that's both her privilege and her right.

But...this isn't about private citizenry.

This is about a goddamn election for the U.S. Senate, at a time when that body is confronted with a five-year Depression, a runaway financial industry, rising long-term joblessness, a declining manufacturing base, multiple undeclared foreign wars, secret prisons, who-the-hell-knows-what-covert-nonsense-all-over-the-globe, along with a grab-bag of other assorted idiocies like corkscrewing over "Second Amendment Rights", immigration nuts, Kenyan socialism, death panels, Medicare-vouchers, deficit tomfoolery, and the popularity of pseudo-science or flat-out weapons-grade moron-"science" like anti-vaccination hysteria and young-Earth creationism.

Jesus fucking wept, people! And you have time to natter on about "legitimate rape" and this idiot's ideas of magical contraception?

And - worse - you STILL want to vote for this fucking idiot?

So that was the national story.




And then there was the local story: "...the 34th local family to have a son die in Afghanistan since the war began."

I could barely hold onto the World's Worst Newspaper as I read this, a public keening for the young trooper from Tigard, Oregon, killed on some sort of what-the-fuck mission ("a 48-hour mission to secure an observation post") in Charkh, a part of Logar Province that is described in its Wiki entry as the "Bab al-Jihad" or "Gates of Holy War" dfor the ferocity of the region's religious nuts during the Soviet years.
And let me note that - as a purely personal military observation - what the fuck does "securing an observation post" mean?

An OP is an outpost for a larger defensive position; it helps provide security for that position and, as such, is not generally intended to be secure, defensible or defended, much less fought to establish. If you're fighting to set out a fucking OP, what the hell does that tell you about the security of your main perimeter?

It surprises me not a bit that later in the article the author admits that "...Andrew's unit was pulled off that hill in Charkh after his death because it was deemed too risky for anyone to be there."

Damn.
But what really got to me was the writer's conclusion:

"I stood in his family's home watching as they wrestled with their son's brave desire to serve his country and their gut-twisting grief. I kept coming back to that flight before boot camp. I hope the passenger sitting beside Andrew in Row 17 turned and thanked him.

I hope someone thanked him for us all."


And it made me want to vomit bile and flame.

It made me want to find my oldest pair of field boots (the ones with all the black worn off to the point where they look almost like the ones the young men like this young man wear walking the barbarous land down to their graves) and find this writer who thinks that the casually meaningless thanks of strangers will return the heart ripped out by grief to the chests of the fathers and mothers, the sisters, and the lovers, and stomp the living shit out of him so he can feel a tiny particle of the pain of those thus bereft by another mite added to the heap of death that is central Asia.

I don't hope someone had thanked this poor bastard.

I wish the hell that someone had grabbed him by the arm and pulled him off of that damn 80-pax on the way down to the departure airfield.

I wish like a sunofabitch that all the precious political savants and military geniuses that thought that it was a good idea to send young men from the suburbs of Portland to fight a goddamn war of imperial pacification in one of the most turbulent and unruly parts of the world were airdropped naked into the hills of Logar Province with a charred Koran shackled around their necks and the words "Fuck You Allah!" pained in Pashto on their asses.

I wish that there was some way to take the round that tore apart the universe that lived inside this young guy's skull and hammer it point-first, misshapen and clotted with the blood and brains of his last moments of life, into the goddamn forehead of every parlor patriot and bumper-sticker Rambo and gung-ho Congresscritter that every talked about "sacrifice" and "heroism".

I wish young Andy was home right now in Tigard, fooling his young life away texting bullshit to his bros, fishing all day, and screwing his pretty fiancee' giddy all night.
I wish a lot of things. I wish my country was smarter, braver, more decent, less greedy and stupid. I wish that I didn't look ten and twenty years into the future and see a harder, meaner, bleaker, stupider United States and feel comforted by the fact that I will likely be too dead to loathe it.

But right now I really wish that I didn't have to think about those things.

So for the next three days I am going away with my family. To a little cottage in an old coastal fort, whose warring days are long past. We will listen to the wind in the shore pines, and the sound of the seabirds crying, and the boom and rush of the surf at night. We will play silly games, and comb the beach for shells.

My daughter is obsessed with going to "Agate Beach", and so - since there are no agates on the beaches of southwestern Washington - I have slunk away to the rock shop and purchased a small bag of "genuine Oregon beach agates" to salt the sands for her to find some treasures.

I will read, and sleep, and laze about. I will make love to my bride, and cook and eat whatever I please and not worry about my diet. I will, I hope, find a still, silent place within to armor myself against my next rude encounter with the rough beastliness of my nation and the large number of its people who seem to want to make it a place I would not choose to inhabit were it my choice to make.
And for this relief, much thanks, for it is bitter cold, and I am sick at heart.