To: Project Engineer
Re: Non-Soil Materials, Structural Fill
Note attached image. Prior experience suggests this object is most likely "hobo underwear, used, 1pr, size medium".
Please advise on suitability for inclusion and/or recommended course of action.
(Note 1: the site I'm working was the campground for a fairly large contingent of the local homeless folks. With all the earthwork they have scampered but left a considerable assortment of their stuff behind. I jokingly commented that I was pretty much okay with the occasional pop bottle or tin can but I drew the line at used hobo underwear. So I'm still not sure whether this was a bizarre coincidence or whether I'm being pranked like a boss by someone on the earthwork crew...)
(Note 2: And this story brings back the story I told you seven years ago about the woods, the girl, and the gorilla.)