How the hell did they deal with these people in the past?
Dave: "We've been through this, Phil. The Mongols are still outside. We can't open the gates yet."
Phil: "But...freedom! I gotta get out. I can't take it. I gotta...I gotta weed the turnips! I left the lights on in the cow byre! I gotta buy another dozen swords!"
Dave: "Mongols, Phil."
Phil: "Uuuugh. I can't staaand it. We've been in here for...weeks!"
Dave: "That's how sieges work, Phil."
Phil: "But...the Mongols have barely killed anyone for days!"
Dave: "That's because of the walls."
Phil: "Are you sure? Maybe the Mongols aren't as dangerous as you said they were!"
Phil: "I'm just saying, how bad could it be? They can't kill all of us!"
Dave: "That is literally the thing they do, Phil."
Phil: "Aaarrrggh! My turnips!"