Those dusky border ruffians are put on notice! The Mount Rushmore State Mosstroopers - a whole platoon of the hardened veterans! - will fan out and become The Wall! No pasaran!
Seriously. Some Republican fatcat is paying for a whole platoon or so from the South Dakota Guard to TDY down to Texas to stop the Brown Hordes.
Be assured that now the Republic is safe from La Raza.
Hey, Abbot? Hey, Noem? I seem to recall we tried this once. It didn't go all that well.
"We left the border for Parral
In search of Villa and Lopez, his old pal.
Our horses, they were hungry,
And we ate parched corn.
It was damn hard living
In the state of Chihuahua
Where Pancho Villa was born."
Update, 6/29 pm: Dan Nexon wins the Internets:
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