Now our local Oregonian is usually not the floaty-est turd in the newspaper crap bowl, but today's edition was almost beyond belief. Out in the big, scary real world the U.S. Attorney general was flat out lying to Congress, wars, disasters, cheating cyclists...all these things were happening yesterday. So what's above the fold on today's Oregonian front page?
An article about how if you get fat all your friends get fat, too (or maybe not...!),
Kids slapping each other on the ass, and...
Jesus wept, no wonder people in general are so fuckin' ignorant.