Not sure why this caught my eye, but I saw this on the Fred Meyer checkout stand and actually had to go back and look again to see if I got it right the first time.
I know that Cosmo is still the glossy-rag-of-the-hip-thirteen-year-old, but..
And Ralph Nader is running again.
Maybe the fundies are right: the End of Times is closer than we think.
P.S. Extra "eeeewwww" credit for the use of the term "lovely lady parts".
Update 2/26 p.m.: So now I'm curious...what is the oddest knickname you've ever heard for the...umm..."bikini area"? Boy or girl bits, whatever...ever heard one that really stayed with you?