Saturday, July 05, 2008

2008: stand at the third pole

"So now for the first time, a Chinese Everest Expedition!!!""2003, stand at the third pole"-- memorial mankind ascent of Everest on the 50th anniversary. This time, our country's Mountain Climbing Brigade captain is the famous alpinist - Missy Shaomei, who has ascended her crib several times in a single night.""The mountain climbing brigade will complete the mission with the help from her daddy and members of the National team and Tibet climbing school.""In order to completely report the action of 2003 China mountain climbing brigade climbing Everest, introducing modern mountain climbing sport and our country climbing mountain athletic development, developing the spirit of braving quest and challenging extreme limit...""At the same time, make use of the audiences' anticipation about the affairs progress, GFT will show the programs concerning the history of climbing Everest and human adventures, introducing systematically the equipment, technique and theories knowledge of relevant mountain climbing sport, the method of modern mountain climbing sport, etc. North Portland studio will invite famous alpinists to answer the phones from the mountain climbing fanciers all over the country.""GFT will report the actual condition of China mountain climbing brigade climbing Everest through installing the Mini DSNG satellite earth station in the elevation 6500 rices [meters?] on July 5th, 2008.""In carrying supplies, there is one thing making specially the person interested in, these are 5 diapers of environmental protection, they will be installed on the bottom of Climb Leader Missy."

All Hail the Glorious Toddler Ascent of the People's Park Climbing Wall!

5 comments:

wzgirl said...

Ha ha!! Your girl is quite the rockstar!

You Know Where You Are With said...

Quite good form! Bravo to M!

mike said...

You will have to take her out to Mount Hood in a few years.

BTW - There is a great article in Salon titled "Them walls, them walls, them dry walls". Sounded like your style, I first thought that you wrote it.

http://www.salon.com/tt/best/2008/07/04/best/index.html

Red Sand (aka Mrs. V) said...

I'm guessing her abilities strike fear in your hearts! She's got talent.

walternatives said...

Brava! She's fearless - a pleasure to see, for those not her parents, perhaps?