I can only imagine the scene at Shanghai's swinging-est Mexican cantina. But apparently I wasn't imgining quite far enough:
Maybe I'm being unreasonable, here, but...shouldn't you know whether you're a prostitute or not?
And if YOU don't...how does the bouncer know?
Ths must be one of those cross-cultural things they don't explain at the Families with Children from China get-togethers. Lion dances? Yes. Kung fu? Yep. Moon Festival? Gotcha covered.
Figuring out whether or not you're a prostitute?
Not so much.