Good to know that only the most cunning and hardest-core of the fiendishly cunning hardcore Mooslim evildoers lurking behind the arras of Islamofascism can evade our highly trained Homeland Security colossus and harm us;
"After being read Miranda rights, the Boston bombing suspect in custody, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, has stopped talking to authorities, officials tell the Associated Press. "The surviving suspect in the Boston Marathon bombings acknowledged to the FBI his role in the attacks but did so before he was advised of his constitutional right to keep quiet and seek a lawyer, U.S. officials said Wednesday,"This guy has been in the U.S. since he was nine and has never, EVER watched a TV police show. Or cop movie.
Had NO clue that crime suspects lawyer up and dummy up.
Until they told him.
Remind me - how the hell did this fucking idiot figure out which side of the pressure cooker to put the boomy-stuff in?
And this is the latest Fiendishly Cunning Mooslim Evildoer? Man, they gotta be vacuuming the bottom of the gene pool over there in Scary Islamofascistic Caliphate-wannabe Terrist LandTM.
(h/t to Doghouse Riley for the update.)